Monday, October 10, 2005

Trivialities and Trivia: A Post in Three Parts

One T.V. show that both Angry Joyce and myself can watch together is Desperate Housewives. She likes it since it is a humorous show from a womans point of view and I like it because if the truth be known, I have had a schoolboy type crush on Teri Hatcher ever since she was on Lois and Clark. This season I have a problem with the show. Last season, one of the couples had four kids but this season they have been reduced to only two kids. There was no explanation of what happened to them. Hopefully the family did not go through so tough a time that they were forced to eat the twins during summer hiatus. Who knows since they didn't say? I don't think that it is quite a ' jump the shark ' type thing but damn it is annoying. It is somewhat like the two Darrins on Bewitched. Do the writers think that no one will notice?

Scientific Studies report that a teaspoon of ejaculate contains 5 calories and is high in Vitamen C.

In an addition to a past post on random acts of stupidity, I must continue the roofers saga. About a week later after his second fall from the roof, the bonehead was reduced to working on the ground getting things ready for the guys on the roof and as a gofur. One morning a guy on the roof yelled down and asked the bonehead to go to the truck and get a five gallon bucket out of the back of the truck and bring it back. Bonehead takes off like a flash and comes running back lickity split and yells back at the guy on the roof, "What size five gallon bucket do you need?". There is no way that you could make up such classic stupidity.

15 comments:

Rocky said...

The roofer story was hilarious. It reminds me of the time a crew was doing some masonry work on a neighbor's house. The Foreman asked this new kid to go fetch the "brick stretcher." I swear he looked for about 20 minutes before coming back to ask what that tool looked like.

phred said...

Every good roofer needs .. blue skyhooks. If a part of the roof doesn`t fit.. just raise the sky a little.

:P fuzzbox said...

Giving the new guy hell is one tradition that I have allways enjoyed. Thanks for stopping by Rocky. Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat. Sorry for the Bullwinkle reference, I couldn't help myself.
Another part to ask for is muffler bearings that'll screw with their head for awhile.

Laurie said...

Only 5 calories? Finally - something that tastes good and isn't fattening! ;-)

I haven't watched "Housewives" this season - are you talking about the frazzled working mom with four boys? Now there's only two boys? Whassup with that??

Is that roofer a blonde? Sounds like a blonde joke...

:P fuzzbox said...

That's the couple.
The roofer has sandy brown hair although last week, he had a blond splotch right on the top of his head due to a hair-die malfunction. We gave him so much hell that he attempted to die it back to the origonal color and ended up with a red spot on top. Some people are always good for a laugh.
I am waiting for a response from Ann on the medical trivia. Maybe that is why she looks so slim in her picture.

Ann Alsex said...

:P, I guess that's why mama used to make sure I swallowed my vitamins, and didn't spit them down the sink when I was growing up.

cleveland said...

i think why this coworker is like that is because he has had way to much vitamin c but he does not like it by the spoonful but by the five gallon bucket full

:P fuzzbox said...

Cleveland, that is way harsh. I doubt that Jesus reads my comment box but if he did what would you think he would say if he did. Now say three Hail Mary's and spray paint Jesus Saves on your privates as penance.

T said...

Harsh? Hell Fuzz you didnt have to work with his Vitamin C loving ass directly!

Crazy Dan said...

Jesus can not read or write, why else do you think he had people take notes and write down what he said. Yep thats right He never learned to read.

Danielle said...

UH OH... I smell a "jumping the shark"...who knows, maybe they killed themselves or got fired.

:-O You have had a crush on Teri Hatcher? I've always had a crush on Dean Cain. He's such a dork, but he's SOOOOO HOT! I LOVE SUPERMAN! I love how he turned from Clark Kent to Superman.. you know, when he takes those nerdy glasses off and all of a sudden, you see him in those tights and his pp is quite an accentuated piece of meat...DRRRROOOOLLL...

:P fuzzbox said...

As a heterosexual male, I can not comment on Dean Cain's hotness but I will say that he was the best Superman in either films or t.v. and that any movie done with someone else as Superman will not be near as good as this series was.

RAVEN the PITA said...

Blug I was totally laughing my ass off! I wanna hear more Bonehead stories!

hmmm.. FIVE calories?!? no shit... I wonder how many points that would count as on weight watchers... heehee

:P fuzzbox said...

Raven,I don't know about Weight Watchers but maybe it could be marketed as the SlimeFast Program.

RAVEN the PITA said...

LOL now if we're gonna go there I bet we could come up with some good slogans too...

Good til the last squirt...

A quart a day keeps the doctors away...

Squirt in your mouth not in your hands...