Thursday, October 27, 2005



UNDEAD ALERT!!!

Warning to all fellow bloggers. Everyone knows of the common bloodsucker such as Drac that comes out at night to feed from human flesh but mostly unrealized is the threat from a new hybrid bloodsucker. It seems that the common bloodsucker has formed an unholy union with some Grade A Ass-Kissers and created the Ass-Vampire.

Unlike the common vampire that can be fought with crosses, holy water, and stakes, the ass-vampire is much harder to fight. Once it finds an unsuspecting victim, it will latch on to the fleshy part of the buttocks and is near impossable to extricate.

One can find ass-vampires at work, in the neighborhood, even while shopping at the grocery store. Be wary and watch your ass.

8 comments:

Laurie said...

hahahahahahaaa!

and god knows that i have enough flesh for one of those buggers to sink it's teeth into...

Reiki said...

good advice fuxx, i like watching my ass. :-)

Crazy Dan said...

You have to watch out for those crazy ass suckers. I have seen a few of those hanging around, lucky I dont warrent their attention. When they are attached to people it seems that that person does not mind all that much. So I wondr if it feels good have someone suck on your ass.

Rocky said...

FUZZ - Very funny! Thanks for the warning! But one question: After feeding, do they sport a shit-eating grin?

:P fuzzbox said...

Rocky: The shit eating grin from the ass vampire can be erased with one cure for the assvampire. A strict diet of liver and onions, cabbage, pinto beans, and budweiser.

laurie: I saw those party pics you are to modest.

dear jane: you would

c.d.: Watch those rat pissers too.

Master - Baiter said...

Rat pissers and ass suckers...
Yall probably know some people that eat mountain oysters too... ????

:P fuzzbox said...

Master Baiter: Here is a never fail recipe for mountain oysters from the sage. Throw a set on the branding fire and when they pop suck the inner meat from the tough burnt outer layer. Mouth Smackin' Good!

Crazy Dan said...

Mountain Oysters are best fried with blue cheese dressing although I am sure the ladies down here prefer ranch dressing while eating balls.