Warning to all fellow bloggers. Everyone knows of the common bloodsucker such as Drac that comes out at night to feed from human flesh but mostly unrealized is the threat from a new hybrid bloodsucker. It seems that the common bloodsucker has formed an unholy union with some Grade A Ass-Kissers and created the Ass-Vampire.
Unlike the common vampire that can be fought with crosses, holy water, and stakes, the ass-vampire is much harder to fight. Once it finds an unsuspecting victim, it will latch on to the fleshy part of the buttocks and is near impossable to extricate.
One can find ass-vampires at work, in the neighborhood, even while shopping at the grocery store. Be wary and watch your ass.