Thursday, October 27, 2005



No Treats Then Tricks

For the first three years living in our current residence, the snake charmer neighbor always took off about a week before Halloween so as not to pass out candy. But who say's you can't teach an old dog a new trick. Last year he not only stayed and passed out candy but actually put up a cheesy Happy Halloween sign in his front yard. And to think that it only took three years to figure out that you can't be a tightass on Halloween and expect your yard to be toilet paper free (damn kids).

Another tightass halloween story comes from Angry Joyce, who had a neighbor, when she was a child, that passed out small tubes of toothpaste and toothbrushes for Halloween. No amount of egging, toilet papering, or other mischeif ever detered her from preaching the gospel of good dental hygeine.

I have always been somewhat disturbed at the Charlie Brown Special, 'It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown'. If every house that I went to gave me a frigging rock for Halloween, I can guarentee that they would get the rocks regifted right through their window. Then again he always was the poster child for wusses maybe he should have stayed in the pumpkin patch with Linus.

8 comments:

phred said...

Hey, you think your snake-charmin neighbor might give Dan a few pointers on reptile handling ??
I might ask, why do they call it ''Trick'' or Treat if you can`t pull some fast ones on the little curtian climbing spawn.
Otherwise, just call it .... Treat.

Crazy Dan said...

You should see the tricks I have planned Phred... you know how some people have those bowls to stick your hand inside and say its guts and eye balls.... I am going to have a bowl full of live maggots and make the little bastards stick there hands inside.. noone will know but me that it was actually maggots!! HAHAHAHHA

phred said...

MuHaHaHaHaHa !! I love it !

phred said...

Is that a rocket powered vibrator ( top left ).

Laurie said...

yeah, what is that?

how many batteries does it take?

:P fuzzbox said...

When I saw this pinup, I thought that it was just a rocket but Angry Joyce saw the phallic symbol and thought that it was a rocket powered dildo. I wonder if age is causing me to lose my dirty mind and not just the normal senility? Damn that would suck, hopefully there is some type of treatment.

Breezy said...

I can only hope that age causes you and your family to lose their dirty minds...

:P fuzzbox said...

Usually time just improves the quality of our filth, I will probably be back to my old self soon.