Friday, August 26, 2005

Random Thoughts from a Scattered Mind:
Big Brother Edition

What criteria was more important when choosing female contestants this year, Big Boobs or Big Bitches? It seems a toss-up... The originator of Big Brother in Europe is forming a new reality show network. One of his first shows is about a woman choosing her perfect sperm donor from a group of contestents. I have the perfect name; The Right Jizz... Big Brother here in America would be much better if it was produced by HBO,s Real Sex and could show the downright sluttiness of the European version...

2 comments:

Big D said...

The right Jizz, snappy

phred said...

And Bob Barker says - Alright Billy Bob, you have the right Jizz - COME on down!!