Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Gut Check
I blame it on Demi Moore who posed for Vanity Fair with her nude fat gut. Now we have Britney Spears-Federline splashed all over the net, bikini clad and ready to pop. And it is not only celebrities recently my wife and I were getting a bite to eat at a bar and grill and one waitress was wearing a midriff top, hiphugger jeans, and a pregnant gut with a belly button ring that resembled an all done button on a Butterball Turkey. A friend at the office explained that she had a similar waitress this weekend on a trip to Santa Fe. It's not that pregnancy makes me nervous. It is only a consequence of a natural act but if this result is showcased what is next people flashing genital warts and herpes. Call me old fashioned but the only time a woman should be showing off her pregnant gut is when she is dancing at a nudie girl biker bar plopped down somewhere in the rotation between the toothless chick and the elderly lesbian whose stripping for the annual Tits for Tots charity drive.

5 comments:

Big D said...

Thanks for all the visuals.

Crazy Dan said...

I know i chick with Herpes, so lay off and maybe donald will go for her if we convince him its not really a disease

phred said...

I heard today about ''bovine herpes''...see you learn SOMETHING everyday.

phred said...

PS I can reccommend a GOOD local restaurant...with a BETTER class of waitress.

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