Gut Check
I blame it on Demi Moore who posed for Vanity Fair with her nude fat gut. Now we have Britney Spears-Federline splashed all over the net, bikini clad and ready to pop. And it is not only celebrities recently my wife and I were getting a bite to eat at a bar and grill and one waitress was wearing a midriff top, hiphugger jeans, and a pregnant gut with a belly button ring that resembled an all done button on a Butterball Turkey. A friend at the office explained that she had a similar waitress this weekend on a trip to Santa Fe. It's not that pregnancy makes me nervous. It is only a consequence of a natural act but if this result is showcased what is next people flashing genital warts and herpes. Call me old fashioned but the only time a woman should be showing off her pregnant gut is when she is dancing at a nudie girl biker bar plopped down somewhere in the rotation between the toothless chick and the elderly lesbian whose stripping for the annual Tits for Tots charity drive.
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
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4 comments:
Thanks for all the visuals.
I know i chick with Herpes, so lay off and maybe donald will go for her if we convince him its not really a disease
I heard today about ''bovine herpes''...see you learn SOMETHING everyday.
PS I can reccommend a GOOD local restaurant...with a BETTER class of waitress.
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