This weekend I caught the latest episode of Cathouse: The Series. This show has it all. In only a thirty minute episode, the encapsulated how it is a sick world and why I am a happy man. They showed how to properly spank a bare ass, trained a total wuss how to be sexually dominant, showed how these sex workers are so oversexed that when they fire all of their sextoys up the lights dimmed and cavorted in lesbian relationships on their downtimes, they also featured a lesbian transexual, and at the end had a cameo of Bridget the Midget a bonified dwarf porno superstar. In only one thirty minute episode, they managed to pack six months of mastabatory fantasies. To top it off after the show was a promo for Honolulu Hookers which will feature she-male strippers and prostitutes. If that isn't sick and twisted Must See T.V., I don't know what is.