Friday, August 05, 2005

Random Thoughts from a Scattered Mind
If an adminasstrative assistant from the Corporate Office signs off each report with "Have a blessed day" is she being rude to those wanting a day of debauchery... Overheard on A&E's Intervention, "I am addicted to Methamphetimine and Sex." Is this like Reese's Peanut Buttercups, Two great tastes that go great together?... Is Kathy Griffin right about Anna Nicole Smith? Is Trimspa 95% heroin?... Why would anyone buy a candy bar from an anorexic American Idol winner? Wouldn't the pregnant Britney Spears work better as their spokesmodel? At least she looks like she is eating candy bars these days and she probably needs the work...Isn't winning Rock Star INXS like getting the boobie prize? I would prefer second place so as to get the exposure but not have to sing with these has-beens....Lastly have a blessed weekend fuckers...

4 comments:

Big D said...

Damn Yous! You have a blessed weekend.

phred said...

Why do those drive up ATM machines have braille on the keys ??
Don`t we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway ?

Big D said...

I always thought Carrie Underwood was a bit thick.

:P fuzzbox said...

Damn that is perplexing phred, although why do some turn off a candle and get off the car? And why are so many transexuals lesbians? And why do so many humorous e-mails contain really obese woman? The world contains many more questions than answers.