Random Thoughts From A Scattered Mind
This week I found myself behind some buttmunch sitting in the road bullshitting with some fat chick. When he finally realized someone was behind him he took his damn sweet time moving his ass out of the way. The whole time I'm staring at his bumper sticker that reads,"Smile, God loves you." I'm thinking, God might love me but I'm pretty sure he knows you're a dickhead... The American Society of Plastic Surgeons reports that 13,963 men every year have breast reduction surgery... Will there ever be a charity dedicated to providing chubby chicks with pot guts and a large asses with full length mirrors so they will know they don't look good in midriff tops and hip-hugger jeans?