Friday, August 19, 2005

Random Thoughts From A Scattered Mind
This week I found myself behind some buttmunch sitting in the road bullshitting with some fat chick. When he finally realized someone was behind him he took his damn sweet time moving his ass out of the way. The whole time I'm staring at his bumper sticker that reads,"Smile, God loves you." I'm thinking, God might love me but I'm pretty sure he knows you're a dickhead... The American Society of Plastic Surgeons reports that 13,963 men every year have breast reduction surgery... Will there ever be a charity dedicated to providing chubby chicks with pot guts and a large asses with full length mirrors so they will know they don't look good in midriff tops and hip-hugger jeans?

7 comments:

wesalot said...

i agree (uncontrolable vomit) yes that stuff should be covered up HIDE THE BULGE !!!!!!!!!!

Big D said...

I hate when fuckers stop in the middle of the road. Pull over to the side you douchebags.

:P fuzzbox said...

And when in the fuck do half of the out and out douchebags on the road today have a damned silver fish tacked on to their damned trunk. WWJD if he saw you? He'd probably piss on your damned tires, you self rightous assholes! Thanks Big D for seeing it as it is.

:P fuzzbox said...

And if wesalot now plays like wesalot last year. I will spank you like a sissygirl.

wesalot said...

we will see fuzzbox i am ready for season to start like u said bring on the pain

phred said...

Yes brother, God does know those that are dickheads.

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