Friday, June 02, 2006

Happy Birthday/Wrap That Rascal


Ranea's birthday was yesterday so in wishing her a Happy Birthday, it gives me an excuse post a Marilyn pin-up from Vargas, since she shares Marilyns birthdate. I would also like to give a little pointer to her husband and anyone else in need of a little celebration.

I had always thought that the perfect gift for that special woman in your life was to tie a bow around your pecker and to show up with nothing else but a smile and a willingness to please. But damn was I wrong. Durex has one upped themselves with custom designed penis wraps. Here is to a Super Weekend. Just click the photo below for enlargement or click here for the Durex website that has some different dickorations. Just print and enjoy. Have a great weekend everyone and hey, hey, hey, Be safe out there!

29 comments:

Big D said...

There is help out there for you Fuzz.

:P fuzzbox said...

big d: But I am really not sure if there is for you. Perhaps you need to visit a good brothel, it sounds like built up juices are clouding your judgement.

mimi: There is no telling what they can think of next. Have a great weekend.

ozymandiaz said...

Mine already has a cape. It's the other reason I'm known as batman and it has nothing to do with winged critters.

Crazy Dan said...

Fuzz don't get up with Bid D for trying to help. Your even playing dress up with your penis because of this blog. Your penis is not meant to be a barbie but a GIJOE. Someone that fights the tough battle deep in the bush not some homosexual with a fashion sense. Don't walk toward the light comeback to us.

:P fuzzbox said...

ozy: That should be okay as long as you don't go ahead and name it The Boy Wonder.

gb: It is brilliant.

cd: Your self promoting antics were mildly amusing yesterday but today it is just sad :(

Crazy Dan said...

someone getting cranky

Jamie Dawn said...

I assume those pecker costumes only come in sizes X-large, Giant and Massive.

Just a hint: Women enjoy dinner and diamonds too.

:P fuzzbox said...

ann: That sounds like a great weekend.

jamie dawn: That beats the sizes X-Small and a little bit bigger. Diamonds should be given for extra special occasions when a man needs to get out of a bind.

Pixie said...

LMAO, what next...

:P fuzzbox said...

Pixie, they should have made them fuzzy. Maybe a Bigfoot model.

dragonflyfilly said...

too kool, i love those Vargas pictures, and i love all photos/pictures of Marilyn (who doesn't)

...yeah, you have hit the nail on the head (ohhh bad one!)...and i think you have a real pleaser there...i might check out that site, although, being single and w/o a current someone to please me, it might be less beneficial than you intend..

...anyway, how goes the "intervention"?

you have a nice weekend too, i will be having fun on Sat, cleaning up etc, but then the Mikada cast-party on Sunday....

later babe,
pj

dragonflyfilly said...

ref your comment at my Blog;

...:"fuzzy" aaahhhgh!!!! - you have NO idea! - it was WONDERFUL - the comraderie, the nervous tension on the night of the first performance, everything! what a fab bunch of individuals, yet what a cohesive group, it made for a First Class performance!...

later,
pj

Catch said...

a penis wrap. most men in their 50s need more than a wrap.they need a damn sling...lol

Anonymous said...

omgosh lol what "lucky" women that get to see their man's "buddy" in all his glory. I guess this explains why the lil peckers have names, eh? They actually do have a life of their own.

GrapeApe said...

Super Fuxxie!! hahah But what would you do if you were say - like T - no way in hell those little things are gonna fit him! Oh wait my printer scanner can enlarge it!! Oh god he'll be tickled pink over that!! LOL

JM said...

Have a good weekend buddy!

:P fuzzbox said...

dragonfly filly: Although I am partial to the work of Elvgren, one can't deny the beauty of Vargas's work. The "intervention" worked well for them. I don't think that I have ever seen their comment section so full. I am looking forward to those pics of the Mikado.

catch: Now that is funny. But there is always that little blue kickstand now.

jane: I have never named mine. Perhaps I should have a contest or something.

raven: There is always duct tape. And how cute that you would lie for him like that. Tell T hey and not to be such a stranger. The Yankee Phucker.

angel, jr.: Have a good one!!!

ranea: Which one will you choose?

CT said...

Fuzz, We are all here for you bro... Don't go down that road man...

Vic said...

Oh my gosh! Its like pimp my ride for penises! What a wonderful gift to mankind! Dear Lord, what will they think of next?!

:P fuzzbox said...

ct: The road of internet romance????

vic: That is an excellent analogy. But a person needs to be aware not to get over zealous when using it. I don't think that it would work as 'Trading Spaces.'

Siren: Thanks, I am off to watch 'X-Men 3' with my son as my wife and daughter watch 'Breaking Up'. It's nice that we have a mixed double of kids at the house. I have a live in excuse to get to watch comic book movies and not romantic comedies.

Anonymous said...

It's dare I say: Cute!
Nice Vargas pic.

Andie D. said...

I LOVE IT! And the captions that go along with each picture.... priceless!

Now I just have to convice the hub that he really wants to wear one of these. Oh, who am I kidding. If he gets "attention" at all, he's game!

Big Pissy said...

What'll they think of next?!?!? *LOL*

Anonymous said...

I want to be the King of Bangola.
Great name. Get me my cape!
The tuxedo is pretty rad as well.
"Hey honey, check it out! You could take it out dancing!"
Can't say much else but this is really, really funny.

~m

:P fuzzbox said...

jacquie: Cute as a speckled pup.

andie: I particularly liked the description of the cowboy outfit about not riding bareback. That was phunny.

pissy: It will take a bit for the Durex people to one up themselves on this promo.

michael: I wonder if a person could fool with the color settings and make that tux a retro powder blue. That would rule.

Anonymous said...

ROTFL!!!
Have a serene Sunday Fuzz...

~m

Anonymous said...

Wow. Cowboy up, indeed.

I think I'll print a bunch of the cowboy and hand them out during Stampede time. Yee-haw.

Phred said...

With the 4 th of July right around the corner, maybe the could make one that looks like a rocket.

:P fuzzbox said...

michael: It was good.

jenna: Glad you liked it. Thanks for popping in.

phred: That sounds like a bang up idea.