Monday, June 19, 2006
Sick I Am
I was watching Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith for the umpteenth time this weekend. Listening to Yoda talk, a strange thought crossed my mind. What would it sound like if Yoda talked dirty in bed.
'Spank you on your tight little ass, I will.'
'Violate your darkside, I must.'
'Bend over and the use of the force you will learn.'
At first Angry Joyce thought that I was one sick puppy for thinking this about the Jedi Master but then everytime Yoda spoke, she busted out giggling. I guess my sickness is contagous.
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At the cartoon movie Cars, they kept talking about the Piston Cup they all wanted to win. Me and my mom kept giggling, and nearly fell off the chairs when a charachter asked, "What'd you do in your cups?"
We had been wondering the same thing for the entire movie.
Piston Cup... he he...
Maybe a Yoda post, Fuzz?
Could be very interesting.
I wonder how he would feel about the cinnamon rolls on the sides of Princess Leia's head?
Very creative. Funny as hell, too.
~m
"Size matters not...Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?"
lol..good one Fuzz....its good to have a laugh first thing in the morning...
A dirty girl, am I.
Love it Fuzz!
With thoughts like that I guess they will have to change the rating to 'XXX'
Now I'll have to watch it in the bedroom so as not to warp the kids.
jamie: That is funny. Wonder how the PIXAR people slipped that one through Disney. It is too good to be an accident.
michael: Breakfast is the best meal of the day. A lap full of cinnamon buns must really hit the spot.
phoenix: Little people around the world must have saluted George Lucas for that line.
mimi: Next time you watch it, have a good laugh.
catch: Thanks, have a great day!
vic: Thanks, ;).
ol'lady: I am probably too late to worry about warping the kids.
I don't know. For some reason the thought of Yoda and sex brings up images of Dr. Ruth. Listening to either one talk about sex would be about as much a turn on as a brick in the desert. They even kinda look alike.
LMAO, at Ozy! He's right, just can't visualize it!
Oh, how your mind works, Fuzz! Was there beer involved here? lol
A Jedi must must probe you the deepest , the largest member. I sense much Yoda in you.
Difficult to see. Always in motion is the ass.
ozy: Dr. Ruth would be perfect for Yoda. He wouldn't need a five gallon bucket to climb aboard.
green eyes: A little bit of Beam lubed the processes a bit.
cd: Such is the mystery of the force.
LOL!! So funny, now you've got me thinking about it too.
I simply cannot let my husband read this post! He will quote you, and I SWEAR, I will not hear the end of it. AAAAAAAAHHHH!
Punch the donkey I must.
sherri: Sorry bout that.
andie: What's his e-mail address? ;)
big d: Do or do not there is no try.
Angry Joyce no jury would convict in your sleep could stangle you!
[preposed-constituent senetnce structure: "yoda i must be if the preposed-constituent structure of english sentences I use"]
jim: Is that the same thing as sentence structure? :)
Spankalicious!!
Use the force...yes indeedy do. Grrrowf.
Seems to be a naughty Star Wars thing going on because a friend and I were just violating, er...discussing...Star Wars and the characters the other day.
yes, it's the olde english spelling
OMG That made me LOL and LOL
This one made me splutter 'Spank you on your tight little ass, I will.'
I will have that thought running through my head for the rest of the day now...
The down side is I now also have an image of Yoda in bed! :\
Contagious? Maybe...
But such a funny sickness. :)
jenna: Now I am wondering about the mating habits of Wookies. I bet that is some wild stuff. I bet they would scream like crazy over a Brazilian Wax.
jim: KEWL!!!
pixie: Sorry bout that.
april: Thanks, I appreciate that.
FUNNAAYYY! :)
Keshi.
LOL!! Thanks for the giggle.
keshi: Thanks.
leigh: You are very welcome. I'm glad that you liked it.
Ever notice that Frank Oz used the same voice for Yoda that he used/uses for Grover on Sesame Street. They speak in different dialects but their voices are the same.
Grover dirty talk during sex would be a bit simpler than Yoda:
"Near...Far....Near....Far....Near...Far..."
HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH ,,,,,I love it!!!, but i also love Yoda ....how weird is THAT!
You should start talking like yoda in bed! ^_^
Did you see the dirty quotes from Star Wars post that I did a while back? hehe
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