Thursday, June 08, 2006

Fuck Off And Die


I have never had a weekly feature personally I would not have the audacity to foist any Half-Nekkid crap of me on anyone. No one needs to see that. The Thursday Thirteen bullshit would be full of a bunch of useless boring crap that not even I would want to read. But thanks to Jane, I have found a weekly Thursday thing that I can really get behind. Thanks bunches, Jane. It is Fuck Off And Die Thursdays.

So Here is my short list of a select group of individuals who can Fuck Off And Die this week.

1. In Lubbock, Texas this week, a douchebag bitch pretending to be a nurse at UMC Hospital ingratiated herself to a young newlywed couple in the hospital for the birth of their first infant. Later she stopped by with the ruse of checking on the baby and then kidnapped the infant. This trailer trash bitch can fuck off and die.

2. I don't jump on the trash Dubya bandwagon often but whatever Fucktard or Fucktards is/are yanking his chain this week can fuck off and die. With all the shit going on not just in Iraq but right here at home and all across the world, the best issue they can come up with is a fucktarded amendment outlawing gay marriage. Deal with the real problems, you homophobic assholes.

3. To the dumbass who had to talk throughout a screening of X-Man 3 in order to explain the movie to his idiot kids, I told you then that you are a rude asshole but now on second thought you can just fuck off and die.


27 comments:

tubawench said...

I'm with you on all three of those. FO&D.

Mimi said...

I love it! Finally a Thursay theme I could proudly participate in! And your list is brillant!

Big D said...

Anyone that bad mouths W. Can fuck off and die.

starbender said...

Go fuzz Go~
This makes my thursday!
Blogger was down all day Yesterday~ They can F*ck Off and Die!
;]

Dr. Cissa Fireheart said...

I like this better than Half-Nekkid Thursday....less effort! LOL

Count me in!

:P fuzzbox said...

tubawench: Thanks!

mimi: It is an excellent way to vent.

big d: There were a group of people that blindly followed their leader. They were called Nazis.

starbender: And there is a scheduled outage for today. The Phuckers.

cissa: Finding folks that can fuck off is generally not hard to do at all.

michaelm said...

I'm with you, Fuzz.
Especially on #3.
We should all be able to take out a gun, press it to the brain stem and pull the trigger.
Unbelieveable...

~m

Green Eyes said...

Woo Hoo! Fuzz, you know that rowdy part of me could really get behind this theme!

All rude people in movie theaters can fuck off and die!

Big Pissy said...

GAWD! Rude people in movie theaters CAN fuck off and die! I hate that shit!

Great list!

:P fuzzbox said...

michael, green eyes, and big pissy: Is it just me or are these rude boneheads breeding at an increasing rate? I notice these asses more and more treating movie theaters like their own living room.

BTW, I have a new addition. David Lee Roth. I know that you do what you have to when moneys tight but wtf is with singing on a tribute album to Van Halen with a hillbilly bluegrass band and titling this POS album, 'Strummin' With The Devil.'

Crazy Dan said...

There were a group of people that blindly followed their leader. They were called Nazis. There is also a group of people that question everything, they are considered snitches they live very short life spans because they can all fuck off and die!

Just kidding, I thought it was a pretty snappy comeback for Big D though.

Sherri said...

OMG! I totally love this! Right now I have a few choice individuals I would LOVE to see fuck off and die!

I'm sooooo stealing this, btw.

jane said...

Yeah Fuzz!!! It's your virgin voyage, WooHoo!
I hate it when people talk in the movies too, but during an entire movie? Oh my gosh, I would've blown a fuse.
I was going to write about the gay law that Bush tried to pass, it absolutely infuriated me. From what I've read, this is just the precursor to the "issue" for this fall's election: banning gays from adopting. It gets the far right conservative who otherwise wouldn't vote, to get out & vote for the "moral" cause. BLECH!
I'm so glad you're doing this, you should go to this blog: http://pileofdogbones.blogspot.com/
and add your name to the FOAD Thursdays list. He'll link to you :)

JohnB said...

I read pretty regularly, but for some reason never commented...but let me just say that this post is totally righteous. Awesome

:P fuzzbox said...

cd: Snappy.

sherri: Have phun with it.

jane: I went over and added my url and gave him a shout. Again, I have to say this is a great idea.

john b: Thanks for commenting. I appreciate it and I appreciate you stopping by and giving my humble little blog a read.

Jim said...

the loudest applause was every time he said "activist judges" -- the same phrase that Richard Nixon used to get southern Democrats to vote Republician (the so called 'Southern Strategy'), scary that would still work after all these years --

at the movies, at least the guy was talking about the film rather than some other dribble -- I would have asked for a refund from the theater, or if you write to the theater company they will usually send you free tickets (I is the king of free!!)

:P fuzzbox said...

jim: It looks like blogger is up again. Probably for just a few minutes. Blogger has been a crock for the past few days. I will be glad when they pull their head out of their ass.

On your comment, what comes around goes around. Look what happened to Tricky Dick. Thanks for the idea on the movie theater. It is worth a shot.

Pixie said...

^ Yes I typing quick whilst I get the chance!

LOL I spotted this a few wekks ago. I think there are also "foot fetish fridays" and a wordless wednesday too.

Keshi said...

I wish I could say F### OFF AND DIE to alot of ppl over here...

Keshi.

:P fuzzbox said...

pixie: I have seen the Wordless Wednesday's but have yet to see a foot fetish Friday. That just strikes me as a bit strange. What's next Mammary Mondays? That might be a hit but not around here. Hairy nipples aren't a good thing.

keshi: You can go ahead and spell it out over here. I won't mind :)

Curare_Z said...

this is my favorite of the weekly features!!! All of these people can fuck off and die. ;-)

:P fuzzbox said...

I think that I will keep doing it. It has potential for a lot of fun. If blogger pulls it's head out of it's ass.

Laurie said...

LOVE that theme! LOL.. Although I have been known to participate in HNT ;-)

:P fuzzbox said...

Not in a while girl. Before you came back, I was thinking of digging through your archives and finding that pink leather outfit picture and doing a 'Where are they now?' post. :)

Shay said...

Ahahaha!
I love it!!

:P fuzzbox said...

Thanks, shay!

Keshi said...

lol ok then...FUCK ur great Fuzzy ;-)

Keshi.