Aahh, another weekly excuse to vent rage and spew venom. I'm starting to like this. Here is the short list of a few select people who can fuck off and die this week.
1) Douchebag middle management cocksuckers who have gained their position for no other reason than their over riding ability to kiss ass and blow smoke up the ass of every superior they have ever had and treat everyone under them like pieces of shit. Fuck Off And Die.
2) Assholes who say but it's a dry heat. It's 105 degrees dumbass. Dry, wet, sticky; who gives a shit, it's too damn hot. Fuck Off And Die.
3) The chickenshit utility companies. Thanks for the 25 cent per kilowatt price hike when the thermometer reaches triple freakin' digits, you cocksmokers. Fuck Off And Die. And the chickenshit oil companies can fuckin' join you.
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*chuckle* *chuckle* - gee, you sure sound angry, sorry, i should not laugh at this, but that is such a funny picture you have here\....anyway, i hope you feel better after that vent!
...but enough about you....
yes, the set was simple yet elegant and it worked really well with the choreography...there seems to be a limit of photos that i can upload into one post, so i did not get all the scenes i wanted posted, anyway, i will complete the post tomorrow.
happy friday, the weekend is nigh!
p.s. and "douchebag", that is one of my favourite insult words...
Oh my god! That's the first non-lady picture I've seen you post. You couldn't find a chick giving the bird? (I'm sure they're out there, probably under roller hockey ladies. Roller hockey rocks!)
Sorry, I haven't been commenting much lately. Please don't tell me to fuck off and die (yet). You know I love you.
whew Fuzz, Im glad you got that off your chest!
And I agree with you on all those things. The gas, electric and oil have all gone up...everything goes up but our paychecks. Pisses me off.
Here in the NE it's people that say, "Is it cold enough for ya?"
I usually say, "No, it's not. I like it when my testicles turn a navy blue and fall out the nutsack. But thanks for asking. Douchebag."
~m
yeah! me too! fuckers!
dragonfly: Douchebag is one of my faves as well.
weirdgirl: Back in May I was told that I was not posting as many girl pics. I have found many pics of girls flying the bird. I just found this little illustration and it struck a chord in me (or was that a sour note.) And I would never tell you to foad. I luv you too. ***mwahh***
catch: Ain't that the truth.
michael: Those people are just trying to damn hard to be funny. Whenever the weather is shitty, It's not funny and no one wants to hear that shit.
phlegmy: I knew that first one would strike a chord with you.
BTW to all dang this post took me to new depths of cursing. I guess I shouldn't Listen to Rage Against The Machine while doing a FOAD post. Especcially, 'Fist of Rage.'
you should switch to reliant like I did. Fuck WTU!
Doesn't everyone just feel the love in the room?
Ya know who I hate? Morning people. Fuck em'. And ya know who else? Fuckin' night owls. Fuck them too! and those middle of the day people, I hate them bastards. Those mid-morning and mid-afternoon ass whipes can take a fuckin flying leap themselves. Those evening folks can take a rock to the head too.
Fuck
I hate everybody.
Hmmmmm
Maybe that's why I don't have friends.
p.s.
I actually knoew a guy like this. Everytime I worked with him he prattled on about one type of people or another, hating all of them. I asked him one day if there was any body he DID like and he said pretty much no. I told him it was OK, though, as no one like his sorry ass either.
Found you from janelovestarzan. I like your style. I'm fairly new to the internet and blogging. I just love FOAD. I'm going to try to add you to my blogroll. Keep you chin up and wait till next week - then let them have it again. OHHH it's fun.
Now I know why you and Angry Joyce are perfect together.
"You're here to witness the marriage of this woman, Angry Joyce, to this man, Angry :p Fuzzbox...."
Ohhh -- my word verification is perfect: fqqgc, .e.g, "fuck QGC." Don't know who QGC is...but QGC can FOAD. :-)
big d: I have rotton luck with all those assholes. I switched from TXU to WTU and they suck the root also. I think that for your sake I will stick to the demon that I know. If I switched Reliant would do the same damned thing and I wouldn't want to fuck up your good thing.
mimi: Loads!
ozy: You are probably right. That crusty fucker sounds like a real prize.
ol' lady: It is dang sure growing on me. Thanks for dropping in. I appreciate it greatly.
curare: To tell the truth she really wasn't that angry until after we married. I must be a bad influence. And fuck off and die to the spammers who make word verifacation a must, those monkey fuckers.
HAHA!! sweet this entry is awesome.
Who the hell calls it dry heat, I am with you tell him fuck off! ha.
I had a supervisoer in my last job who was not only an ass-kisser, but a pathological liar, to boot. Fuckwad...
I think it was Gabe Kaplan(remember him?) who had a great line about desert heat... it was something like you can be laying on the ground dying, and some idiot will walk up to you and say, "but it's a dry heat".
Great stuff, fuzzman.
Do have any idea how much I LOVE FOAD day at your place? Makes me all giddy inside. I know, I'm a little odd. *wink
phats: Thanks. Glad you enjoyed it. I love this day. A whole weeks vent in one day.
bruce: That guy was funny and not just because of his weird hair and moustache. And if it wasn't for his show the world might never have found John Travolta. Well, a person can't be perfect. I wouldn't blame him to much for 'Saturday Night Fever.'
green eyes: Not odd at all. Everyone needs a vent at times.
green eyes: It's that whole waiting for the fall out thing.
"Your application for a middle management position at our major utility company has been accepted. After your training period, your first position will be at our Fairbanks, Alaska, office. While it is often minus 60-degrees F or below there, it's a dry cold which you should not find disagreeable."
other people who should fuck off, which kind of ties in to your post of nude cycling in protest, are these people...
http://www.runningofthenudes.com/
Fuzz I hope you have pleanty of fodder for these FADT's. I like the idea of it but think that I wouldnt have enough people to be angry at ( I cant do webpirate every week!)
jim: As long as it is a dry cold.
gb: Those people need to have a steak and a smile.
laurie: I couldn't agree more. Hot is fucking hot no matter what.
pixie: I haven't even begun to scrape the grease off the top of the pot.
I think the last guy that told me about it being just a dry heat was selling cheap-ass ginsu knives.
I agree 100% fuzzbox!! Amen!
phoenix: You have arisen once again. Did you buy a knife.
cleveland: Fuck 'em and feed 'em fish heads. Don't be a stranger.
Thanks, Sherri.
Wow you are angry at a some people.
siren: It is tough and the good thing is there is always something new to add to the list if I limit it to three a week I could do this for a long time.
angel: These posts are a lot cheaper than anger management classes.
Wow!! I didn't realize you could read my mind. Thanks for the giggle, with you of course. Have a great day!!
** who have gained their position for no other reason than their over riding ability to kiss ass and blow smoke up the ass of every superior they have ever had
I so agree...:):)
Keshi.
My gosh Fuzz, I didnt even write what you wrote, but it sure felt good reading it!!
Awesome rant. We do the heat thing here even though it doesn't get that hot. And then winter comes along and everyone whines they wish it was summer. Sigh.
Oooh does that fuck off and die Thursday come as a sticker? Or a rub on tattoo because then I'll plaster it all over the twit at work who can't seem to grasp the concept of her job...and she had 5 weeks of training.
Sigh.
Please...someone...fire her. Or I'm going to get nasty. Maybe tell her to fuck off and die when she looks blankly at me. Oooh...good dream to have.
leigh: Have a great day and an awesome weekend!
keshi: Thanks :)
jane: Thanks. I try to work at cursing as an art form. I am getting there.
jenna: I wish that I could get it as an iron on tattoo to put on some peoples foreheads.
ranea: Right here ***mwahhh***
OMG - I MISSED FUCK OFF AND DIE THURSDAY...... WAH.....
SABY U CAN FUCK OFF AND DIE....
:o
starbender: Better late than never.
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