Today I thought that I would give a big 'Fuck Off And Die' to some of the most annoying crap that comes on tv, dumbass commercials. So here are a few of the commercials that are out right now that are really annoying the piss out of me.
1. The Fruit of the Loom fruits prancing around singing that insipid song 'Blue'. I am sorry but singing fruit is the last thing I want to have covering my ass. Fuck Off And Die you annoying fucks. And that goes to the suited douchebag singing the damned Snickers ad and the ambiguously gay duo on those new Applebee's ads that make everyone want to escape to Chedders, TGIFridays, or anywhere else on the face of the damn planet.
2. The Geiko Gecko for being the most annoying piece of shit lizard on the face of the earth, Fuck off and die after you shove some free pie and chips straight up your ass.
3. Now I must speak for someone that is unable to speak for themselves. On behalf of Bigfoot, you fucktards from the Jack Link's Beef Jerkey Messing With Sasquatch Ads, Fuck Off And Die!