While doing the usual blog surfing, I came across the latest post of Dear Jane. She posted about the Washington Post Mensa Invitational, a contest where you had to alter a word by changing, adding or subtracting one letter, and then give a definition of the new word. Although the examples of their work was good, I couldn't help but think that these eggheads just were not down with the sickness. Here is my twisted spin on a few words.
Auwhority - An expert in prostitution.
Egopistic - The pride in writing one's name in the snow.
Insomenia - A sleep disorder akin to sleep walking but it is sleep phucking. A man wakes up and he is in some.
Misterbate - When during the act of self-gratification, the man loses track of where the semen went, as illustrated in 'Something About Mary'.
Miscalcumate - An error in judgement when using the rhythm method.
Premanstrual syndrome - The protective reflex of a male when his mate is suffering from premenstrual syndrome.
Priccalo - A musical dildo that whistles while it works.
Pulemia - The compulsion to masterbate after eating a meal.
Returded - When the shit hits the fan and flings back in your face.
Transfuguration - The hideous metamorphysis that occurs, when after drinking heavily in a bar, one goes to bed with someone of beauty and wakes up with someone who is fugly.
Feel free to share your own twisted words. Remember vocabulary is a living breathing thing who knows one of your words may be the new shizzle. If Snoop can do it, why not you?