Thursday, November 17, 2005

Back To The Sickness

Drunken Phrases for the Weekend:

From the Old Sages Favorite Song, 'Rye Whiskey': If the ocean were whiskey and I were a duck, I'd dive to the bottom and drink it all up. But the ocean's just water and I ain't no duck so I'll stay on dry land and just fuck...

Anonymous Saying from a Barstool: 'The drunker I sit here, the longer I get.'

Old Irish Toast: Not drunk is he who from the floor can rise again and still drink more. But drunk is he, who prostrate lies without the power to drink or rise.

There are just as many sayings about drinking as there are drinkers so go ahead and post a fav of your own if you want, I am always looking for a good adage, but just remember this weekend to not drink and drive. You wouldn't want to spill anything.


Laurie said...

"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."

~Rodney Dangerfield

:P fuzzbox said...

Good one laurie, I forgot to add my dad's favorite. When someone asks him if he would like another beer, he says, 'Might as well, I'm too fat to fuck and too drunk to dance.'

Crazy Dan said...

After drinking some of old man Blue's homemade wine. I don't know if I would call it wine he told me "When you drink dont drive do the watermelon crawl" I know that he got this from counrt music but watching him do the watermelon crawl was pretty damn classic.

Reiki said...

A drink a day keeps the shrink away

:P fuzzbox said...

dear jane: I guess that is why they say that there are more old drunks than there are old doctors.

RAVEN the PITA said...

When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we are asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! --Old Irish toast.

Yeah Im irish!!

Ann Alsex said...

I don't drink that much anymore. It is such a pain in the ass finding your panties when you are stumble drunk.

:P fuzzbox said...

pita: Aren't the Irish toasts the best.

ann: I dont think it was just the liquor's fault that you lost panties. Maybe you just need to get some that glow in the dark.