Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Blugstuff Thanksgiving Part One



Legend has the first Thanksgiving in the New World as a coming together of Native Americans and the new settlers. If the Native Americans had any clue what the coming years would hold in store for them then maybe they wouldn't have been so keen on the festivities.

I find it strange that upon meeting the white man for the first time the Native Americans thought that the guns of the white man were penises slung over their shoulder. When the white men were angry, they would point their penis at the offending party. Smoke and fire would come out the end and a projectile would spew forth and either kill or injure the offending party.

If some alien lands in my vicinity who has the ability to shoot death lasars out of it's penis, I can guarentee that I will do everything in my power to get it the fuck out so that none of its fellows will want to come back or die in this attempt. I will not be going to any damned feast with them. If you don't learn from history, then you are doomed to repeat it.

Happy Thanksgiving to All!

9 comments:

Sdit. said...

Maybe they were intrigued by them ;)

Laurie said...

you're so funny.. but you make a valid point for sure.

:-)

Ann Alsex said...

Things that shoot out of penises usually don't scare me. Lasars might make for a kinky light show :D

:P fuzzbox said...

sdit: Curiousity killed the cat.

laurie: Thanks.

ann: I bet that you could disarm any species even e.t.'s.

Rocky said...

FUZZ - I like the historical perspective you put in your blogs sometimes - very interesting stuff. Do you think the Native Americans thought the guns were the white man's dicks because they had buckles on their hats?

:P fuzzbox said...

rocky: That is damned keen observation. It will probably send repercussions throughout the historical community. You should have been a historian. Not to many of them ask the truly important questions. Museums would be much more interesting if they did.

phred said...

You must remember.. these are the same people that traded Manhatten for small amount of trinkets.

Reiki said...

hmmmm...i don't think i'd trust a man who wore his belt buckle on his head.

:P fuzzbox said...

phred: Ain't that the truth.

dear jane: Wonder if they called Miles Standish, Dicknose because of the buckle on his hat?