Tuesday, October 31, 2006

The Ghost Chokes Mr. Chicken

There's a ghost in my bathroom named Mr. Crook.
So before you enter knock before you look.
For what you see there may make your heart go bump.
In seeing what makes the nightly bump.

Perched upon my porcelain throne
He fills the night with an eerie moan.
All through the infernal night,
He chokes his spectral chicken with all his might.

Beware this ghost and what he does at night,
For it is far worse than the usual fright.
It is a rude awakening for your morning whiz
To step into his ghostly jizz.


Metal Mark said...

Happy Halloween.

Mike said...

It would be hard to see his jizz, no? I mean since he's a ghost, it would be clear, right? Either way I'm staying out of there.

LisaBinDaCity said...

That is one scary ghost!

Happy Halloween, Fuzz :-)

Pixie said...

Ewww I am thinking "slimer slime"

Happy Halloween Fuzz

Catch said...

Uck Fuzz.....thats why I wear slippers!!!! Happy Halloween my friend!

oldfartswife said...

hey fuzz
Send that ghost over to my house I'll "whip" him up a tall one!
What a waste of jizz-haha
happy hauntings!

Leigh said...

That was awesome. Happy Halloween.

tsduff said...

Once again, your poetry is nothing less than frightfully funny. Happy Halloween Fuzz!

Mimi said...

So how did Mr Crook die? Choking it in the john? That is some serious masterbation. He choked till he croaked.

The Phoenix said...

So that's ectoplasm???

Big Pissy said...


Happy Halloween, Fuzz! :)

yellowdog granny said...

i aways thought that was 'smoking in the boys room'...now i find out it's stroking ....

phred said...

Who you gonna call ?

writer chick said...

Wow, even your ghosts are over-sexed! LOL.

Paige Burns said...

phred took the words right out of my mouth! Happy Halloween!

starbender said...

Thanx for the halloween visual!

Hope U are having a great night--

: )

Ben Heller said...

Trust you to turn Haloween into a wank fest !

Great one Fuzz

Andie D. said...

I'm speachless. Read it twice though.

michaelm said...

Beware the Mighty Spooge.
Nothing worse than stepping on something sticky and not being able to see what it is...


Ol' Lady said...

another great piece of work :)

:P fuzzbox said...

mark: Back at cha. Hope you had a great one.

mike: They have those electro gizmos on Ghost Hunter. It might help.

lisa: Thanks, hope things turned out well as a beer wench.

pixie: Slimer did look kinda pervy.

catch: Yep, better safe than sorry.

old farts wife: Now that's funny.

:P fuzzbox said...

leigh: Thanks. Hope all is going well.

terry: Hope you had a great one.

mimi: Damn that's a great line. You should do some poetry yourself.

phoenix: It's ecto alright.

big pissy: Thanks, I had fun. I always do. Hope you did as well.

:P fuzzbox said...

granny: :) I like it.

phred: Not me. ;)

wc: Yeppers, I just can't help it.

paige: Thanks, hope you had a great time.

starbender: Sorry bout that visual.

ben: Makes you wonder what I can do with the Thanksgiving feast.

andie: That is the important thing. I hope your holiday was all you could ask for.

michael: Spooge what a great word. I will have to work it into a conversation tomorrow.

ol lady: Awww, you say the nicest things.