There's a ghost in my bathroom named Mr. Crook.
So before you enter knock before you look.
For what you see there may make your heart go bump.
In seeing what makes the nightly bump.
Perched upon my porcelain throne
He fills the night with an eerie moan.
All through the infernal night,
He chokes his spectral chicken with all his might.
Beware this ghost and what he does at night,
For it is far worse than the usual fright.
It is a rude awakening for your morning whiz
To step into his ghostly jizz.
20 comments:
Happy Halloween.
It would be hard to see his jizz, no? I mean since he's a ghost, it would be clear, right? Either way I'm staying out of there.
That is one scary ghost!
Happy Halloween, Fuzz :-)
Ewww I am thinking "slimer slime"
Happy Halloween Fuzz
:)
Uck Fuzz.....thats why I wear slippers!!!! Happy Halloween my friend!
hey fuzz
Send that ghost over to my house I'll "whip" him up a tall one!
What a waste of jizz-haha
happy hauntings!
That was awesome. Happy Halloween.
Once again, your poetry is nothing less than frightfully funny. Happy Halloween Fuzz!
So that's ectoplasm???
heh!
Happy Halloween, Fuzz! :)
i aways thought that was 'smoking in the boys room'...now i find out it's stroking ....
Who you gonna call ?
Wow, even your ghosts are over-sexed! LOL.
WC
Ewwww-
Thanx for the halloween visual!
Hope U are having a great night--
: )
I'm speachless. Read it twice though.
Beware the Mighty Spooge.
Nothing worse than stepping on something sticky and not being able to see what it is...
~m
another great piece of work :)
mark: Back at cha. Hope you had a great one.
mike: They have those electro gizmos on Ghost Hunter. It might help.
lisa: Thanks, hope things turned out well as a beer wench.
pixie: Slimer did look kinda pervy.
catch: Yep, better safe than sorry.
old farts wife: Now that's funny.
leigh: Thanks. Hope all is going well.
terry: Hope you had a great one.
mimi: Damn that's a great line. You should do some poetry yourself.
phoenix: It's ecto alright.
big pissy: Thanks, I had fun. I always do. Hope you did as well.
granny: :) I like it.
phred: Not me. ;)
wc: Yeppers, I just can't help it.
paige: Thanks, hope you had a great time.
starbender: Sorry bout that visual.
ben: Makes you wonder what I can do with the Thanksgiving feast.
andie: That is the important thing. I hope your holiday was all you could ask for.
michael: Spooge what a great word. I will have to work it into a conversation tomorrow.
ol lady: Awww, you say the nicest things.
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