Saturday, October 07, 2006
The Twisted Test: Quiz #1
Taking on-line quizzes is a guilty pleasure of mine, so I decided to come up with a Blugstuff quiz. This quiz will help you find out if you have what it takes to be a happy person in a sick world. Each question has two answers. Just pick the one that pops in your head as correct.
A) A Cartoon Disney Deer.
B) A Blonde stripper with big fake Double D's.
2) Dirty Sanchez:
A) An illegal alien after a rough border crossing.
B) A somewhat deviant sexual practice involving face painting.
A) A round ball of packed snow for wintertime fun.
B) A truly disgusting sexual practice involving the swapping of more than spit.
4) The Olsen Twins:
A) Weren't they cute on Full House?
B) Now that they are legal, why haven't we seen them naked?
A) What children put on before going into the kiddie pool.
B) Ejaculate floating in the water after hot tub sex.
A) A device used to perform a mechanical function.
B) An asshole that really pisses you off.
7) Hershey Highway:
A) A freeway in Pennsylvania named after the famous chocalate.
B) The name for the rectum when describing anal sex.
A) A cute long eared mammal that munches on garden veggies.
B) A really funky new fangled sex toy.
A) A proprietor of an all you can eat Chinese Buffet.
B) A Penis.
10) What the internet is best for:
A) Communicating with others across vast distances in a massive world community.
B) Porno Baby. HARDCORE PORNO!!!!
Now count the number of B's that you answered and check your score.
0 - Mary Poppins is a fictional character and Mother Theresa is dead. Who the hell are you?
1-3 - Shouldn't you really be at NickJr.com?
4-6 - You should know that sitting in the middle of the road will only get your ass run over.
7-9 - Just a few more steps down the road and you will be truly twisted.
10 - You sick freak, Welcome to my world!!! Wanna' do a guest post?