Tuesday, October 10, 2006

In The Name Of Science


Ever since the first human invented the wheel
Science struggles to find the newest deal.
The How, The Why, The When, The Where
But sometimes I wonder why we care.

That mosquitos attack feet for their stench,
That finicky dung beatles at nasty shit will flinch.
Does it matter why nails on a chalkboard makes our spine squinch?
Or how many pictures does it take for a group shot with no eyes that flinch?

Some research is extremely vital
Like how to stop disease deadly and viral.
Or how to find someway to replace our dependence on gas.
But why do I need to know that one way to cure hiccups is a finger up your ass.

For the story that gave me inspiration, Click here.

24 comments:

Big Pissy said...

I still think you need to publish this genius poetry of your's.

Really!

Catch said...

Fuzz you are just getting to be a regular poet! Do you know it? lol

If sicking your finger up your butt cures hiccups, I will suffer with hiccups. No wonder it cures them, when my Doc does that to me I damn near jump through the ceiling. Ugh, what a horrible feeling.

David Amulet said...

Perhaps you should shift your blog registries to the poetry categories.

-- david

starbender said...

The poem is a work of Art!

All I can say about the Article:
??WTF??

* ]

LisaBinDaCity said...

I am so creeped out now! Thanks a lot, Fuzz ;-)

Anonymous said...

I can't wait to see The Phoenix's take on this story.

oldfartswife said...

The next time I get hiccups I am gonna try this-did they say what finger to use fuzz? haha

Reading you gives me the 3 G's (grin, giggle and groan)!

angel, jr. said...

I thought hiccups were cured by something scary. This morning I had them and then the news story about the runaway bride suing her ex-fiancee came on t.v. The close up of her face scared mine into complete remission.

:P fuzzbox said...

pissy: I might once I get enough of them compiled.

catch: Sometimes the cure is worse than the illness.

david: I believe that I sit firmly in the miscellaneous catagory.

starbender: It is strange just what researchers come up with.

:P fuzzbox said...

lisa: You are very welcome.

anon: Me too.

old fart's wife: I think it is the same as the pre-tp times. Cure hiccups with the left and shake with the right.

angel, jr: Scarified ain't she.

Paige Burns said...

I skimmed the article and all I saw was "finger up the rectum of woodpeckers"...
Who would abuse such innocent birds in the name of science? ;)

Mimi said...

I think we should "research" the brains of the people who think up this stupid research.

Mike said...

Get that finger out of your ear!!! You don't know where that fingure's been!!

Jamie Dawn said...

I'll just have to suffer with the hiccups because I'm not inclined to take that kind of action, unless of course, the hiccups last too long.

ozymandiaz said...

Wait a minute, I've hiccuped with a finger up my...
Oooooh...
too much information...

:P fuzzbox said...

paige: Perhaps Peta needs to be contacted.

mimi: It would be just more pointless research. We already know the answer.

mike: I haven't had the hiccups all day. Woo Hoo.

jamie dawn: I suppose everyone has their breaking point.

ozy: Perhaps you should use a longer finger.

Green Eyes said...

Fuzz, I just can't bring my self to click the "here." lol

michaelm said...

I've finally found the cure for my hiccups.
And I think I'm liking it too much...
~m

writerchick said...

Two words fuzz, harvard/radcliffe - what else do these anal fucktards have to think about?
WC

Leigh said...

It is all about that goverment funding research. I have always wanted to head up a research project on why people all hang out in the kitchen of every house party. This way I can party my face off for a living. I always thought it sounded good. I don't know if the goverment will go for it, but you never know they seem to fund every other strange project.

Hope you are having a good day, thanks for the giggle.

Ben said...

All of this "vital" research must be a direct result of the drugs all the lecturers took when they were teenagers in the 60's.

I wonder how they're doing researching how to...

Cure the common cold ?

Design the everlasting light bulb ?

Making cars run on water ?

Discovering why people vote for Government the way they do ?

Glad to see they're concentrating on the important issues Fuzz.

:P fuzzbox said...

green eyes: Go ahead don't be scaried.

michael: I know just what you mean. I have found myself intentionally chugging sodas.

wc: Maybe they are thinking about not getting laid.

leigh: Sounds like a plan to me.

ben: I guy has to have priorities.

yellowdog granny said...

i would click on that space...? but there are just some things i dont wanna know..

Ol' Lady said...

dam, you are so talented :-}