Thursday, October 26, 2006

Kiss My Ass You Hypothetical Bastard


In yet another glaring example that justice in America is a commodity sold to the highest fucking bidder, a new autobiography is being written by OJ Simpson.

Reportedly it contains OJ talking about how he could have hypothetically killed Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman. This douchebag has not paid one single cent towards the settlement in their wrongful death and now he is going to make a killing on a fucking book with the working title, ' If I Did It.'

I say strap the bastard in the chair, stick me on the breaker switch, and let me make a mint off my book, ' If I Fried The Fucktard.'

For the story, click here.

30 comments:

Bruce said...

The fact that anyone would be willing to publish the book is almost as appalling as the book itself.

Catch said...

I cannot believe that anyone would pay money for anything that lieing bastard writes. I cant believe anyone even gives him the time of day. Ive said it before and Ill say it again...vigilante justice.

RockyJay said...

That's just plain macabre!

I say we stone him. The chair is too gentle of a punishment.

Meanwhile, let's wait... karma is a bitch.

Jamie said...

Sick bastard! I really can't say anything more than that, I'm just flabbergasted!

oldfartswife said...

I think we should get off the diets and do more "fryin".
What's it say about someone who actually buys the book?
Who will do the movie?
Makes me sick to my stomach.

Mimi said...

People like him make me wish there is a Hell.

Mike said...

There's no doubt in my mind that he either did it, or had a hand in it.

michaelm said...

I was waiting for this post.
Did you hear Disney is getting in the act as well?
They have a movie coming out based on OJ's life called "The Lyin' Bastard"...

~m

angel, jr. said...

That f-tard seems to slap the face of the Browns and the Goldmans everytime he opens his mouth.

Jenna Howard said...

God...this is disgusting.

phred said...

I thought you could not profit from a crime ..that is IF you did the crime.

Hell yes he did it !

I say '' Light Him Up ''.

Ol' Lady said...

put him in the town square and let the locals have a go at him, that would be free and entertaining.

starbender said...

OMG- I have heard this-and it is discusting!!! What a pig he is!
Augh! Don't even get me started!
O.J.---F.O.A.D.
; ]

The Phoenix said...

You think we can get that "no Double Jeopardy thing" taken out of the Constitution?

Just for O.J.

Gerald Ford said...

That fellow is a real sad example of a human being.

I think he just enjoys taunting people because he can flaunt power and wealth where needed.

Gerald Ford said...

I am surprised he didn't make your FOAD award this week. ;p

writer chick said...

I thought the Goldman's had a judgment that said any money he makes they get to be first in line.

Sombitch!
WC

Phats said...

OJ is a RAT BASTARD! I agree with Gerald, FOAD HIM!!

phred said...

Fuzz, check your Email. I sent you something really sick, I knew YOU would appreciate it.

Ben Heller said...

We need Frank Drebben on the case again.

LisaBinDaCity said...

It's truly sick.

And I agree with you!

Paige Burns said...

That's just wrong...yo

Paige Burns said...

'effin blogger. I wasn't trying to be getto with the "yo" it was the start of my word verif and then I couldn't delete it.

:P fuzzbox said...

bruce: If there is money in it then there is always some douchebag willing to make money off the misfortune of others. It is one of the nastier sides of human nature.

catch: It is starting to get way out of hand.

rocky jay: I can't wait to see karma come crashing down on OJ.

jamie: I can't express how glad that I am to see you again. I will have to e-mail you and get your password.

old farts wife: I think that it should be a crime to buy this filth but it will most likely be a top seller.

mimi: If there is then I hope him and his whole damn dream team get a long tour of the joint.

:P fuzzbox said...

mike: There are two chances that he didn't do it. Those are slim and none and slim left town.

michael: He would work good as a porno Micky since he is a fucking rat.

angel, jr: Hopefully one day they will receive justice.

jenna: My thoughts exactly.

phred: Damn right!!!

ol' lady: Damned entertaining.

:P fuzzbox said...

starbender: You said it!

phoenix: I think that it should be more of a guideline than a rule.

gerald: He should have fucked off and died when justice was perverted.

wc: Hopefully they will get any profits although it is a sick way to pay on their judgement.

phats: I agree.

:P fuzzbox said...

ben: He would have most likely have fared at least as well.

lisa: Thanks.

paige: I liked the yo. ;)

ozymandiaz said...

I say slap a dress on him and throw him in the ring with Tyson. "Yo, MIKE, here is yo bitch!" That fucktard wouldn't know the differance...

jane said...

He just slaps the justice system right in the face. Whats worse about all this though, is the effect it's having on the 2 families of the victims. I cannot imagine their outrage. I hope nobody buys that fucking book.

yellowdog granny said...

he's such a sick bastid, he is dying to say i did it...hahahah and i got away with it...so fuck you..