Delbert was a hillbilly from the Arkansas sticks.He moved to the hills of Kentucky in 2006.
He loved the grass of vivid green
And the whole land was a lovely scene.
He loved the folks, friendly and warm
The whole place had a wonderful charm
He loved the food from the grits to the ham
But he just couldn't get his favorite jam.
As much as he loved the grits
The Kentucky Jelly gave him the shits.
It had a bad taste and left a film from his mouth to his belly.
There was just no eating that KY Jelly.
19 comments:
haha...too funny Fuzz.....good old KY.....hahaha...no comment.
Wait.... You're not supposed to eat it? That explains a lot.
LOL. I was trying to figure out what "kentucky Jelly" was when I got to the last line.
Fuzz -- you've got one hell of an imagination dude.
He should have had it with peanut butter. It would have stiffened him up a little.
eewwwwwwwwww I'd spit it out too!!!! (natural organic is so much better) :-)
catch: Thanks, no reply.
andie: Indeed it would.
ben: Thanks, I heard a joke with that punchline the other day and just kind of worked it out in poetic fashion.
cz: This one was just a reworked joke. I can't take much credit except for knowing a good joke when I hear one.
mimi: Por que no?
mike: Now that's phunny.
paige: I didn't notice that until you said it. She does.
terry: You are right. Although in their defense they do have the warming kind now. Woo Hoo.
Poor, ignorant AR hick just thought the KY stood for Kentucky. He probably thought it was made from some transparent, seedless fruit.
Come back to AR, you bumpkin!
Fun poem!!
ohhhh shit..and i keep coming back for more..hahah
LOL.
I admit it took a minute or two to register, I'm slow like that....
I'd have thought that by now, it came in different flavors than Kentucky.
WC
Your poems always read like a song!
Too funny.
OMG! LOL!!!
You are a creative genius!!
another fine piece of literature ;)
I heard AR Jelly is much easier on the belly.
Have you seen the KY Jelly billboard that shows a tube and says, "Yeah, we can't think of any other uses for it either."
~Michaelm
(couldn't put my URL in...damn, Blogger!)
jamie dawn: A transparent seedless fruit could be taken so many ways.
granny: And I will keep serving them up.
pixie: I don't think it's slow. It just takes a while for some to get into a warped frame of mind.
wc: They really do need to work on getting a few flavors concocted.
lisa: Ahh, that is sooo sweet.
sherri: Thanks.
angel, jr: I will give you the creative part. I don't know about the genius part.
ol' lady: My muse thanks you.
phoenix: And it saves you from squeeling like a pig if you have a purty mouth.
michael: Now thats phunny.
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