Sunday, September 17, 2006

The Words of The Sage: My Pretty Pony


I haven't quoted The Sage in quite a while. But something happened the other day to bring him to my mind so I thought that I would share some of his wit today.

The Sage was partial to short round women. As he said, 'I like to keep a Thoroughbred in the house and a Shetland Pony in the barn. A Thoroghbred is good for showing off but the pony will give you a hell of a ride.'

15 comments:

April said...

LMAO

The Sage sounds like a, ummm, smart, man. ;)

Catch said...

this is just too funny Fuzz....I am cracking up....but ya know...I think its true!!!

Anonymous said...

Nothing like wisdom that comes from the range.
Ride 'em, cowboy...

~michaelm

Ol' Lady said...

nothing wrong with a good hard ride ;)

Anonymous said...

A hard ride? Did someone say a hard ride?

Mike said...

I'll drink to that! Of course I was never known to be picky!

Phats said...

haha nice! nice!

Umm what happened to tech damn it I picked them!

tsduff said...

Well, thar's a whole lot more variety to pick from that way... :-D

:P fuzzbox said...

april: His wisdom was only exceeded by his wit.

ranea: Naughty Naughty.

catch: Nothing like the sage for a slice of truth.

michael: A universal truth that holds it's weight.

mimi: And then some. I am proud to have learned from the masters.

:P fuzzbox said...

ol' lady: I couldn't have said it better myself.

vic: I knew that would wake you up. Sorry that I haven't been able to comment on your blog but I cannot seem to get the beta version of blogger to accept my comments. I am not quite ready to switch over as I have heard of some bad archive experiences. I might have to back my archive up in wordpress or something before I make the plunge.

sugar daddy: That is true but a buckoff from a height can be a bitch.

mike: And I have been known to drink to anything.

phats: In a word, inept. I don't know what has happened to their offense.

terry: Variety is the spice of life.

Keshi said...

Pony rides ha? ;-)

Keshi.

Anonymous said...

I hate to sound dumb, but which one is which? Is the round one the pony or the thoroughbred?
WC

:P fuzzbox said...

keshi: ;)

wc: A thoroughbred is long and lean and built for speed. A Shetland Pony is short round and a bit shaggy.

yellowdoggranny said...

get your ass off the stove grandma, you're too old to be riding the range...

:P fuzzbox said...

granny: That's a good one.

paige: I am sure that he would too.