Sunday, September 24, 2006

What Was That?


During the Pittsburgh - Cincinnati game, I caught a blurb of commercial on my way to the can. It was for Inside Edition or Entertainment Tonight. I wasn't paying enough attention to catch which one. The commercial stated to stay tuned tomorrow for the story on Clay Gaykin and Anna Nicole Smith. I hope to God that I misheard the commercial and this is actually two unrelated stories. I don't think that I could handle it if I found out that the new baby of Anna Nicole's is actually the love child of Clay Gaykin. My heart would go out to this poor child. Rather than kindergarten, he would most likely be going to rehab.

25 comments:

Big Pissy said...

I feel certain that it was two unrelated stories.

Anna Nicole would snap Clay Aiken like a twig!

April said...

ummm...don't like Clay?? ;)

I can't imagine he'd wanna ever do Anna Nicole. Heh.

Anonymous said...

With all due respect to Ms. Smith in her time of sorrow, why can't she just go the fuck away? And Clay Aiken "might be" gay? Duh... Get the fuck out, too, Clay.

Keshi said...

ur right Fuzzy...now that her son is dead too, rehab will def be this new baby's home someday. How sad.

Keshi.

Doug said...

I hate to admit it, but the two stories are unrelated. ;)

The Clay Aiken one is about him being gay (DUH!) and the Anna Nicole Smith one is about some goober who said he fathered her daughter.

All, what passes for entertainment these days...

Will said...

I'm not a fan of Anna Nicole, but I do feel sympathy for what's happened.

Anonymous said...

OH. YUCK.

That visual is beyond creepy!

Anonymous said...

No problem paying the rehab bills...

~m

Unknown said...

AHH HA HA HA HA H. Clay Gaykin. HA HA HA HA HA

I may be behind the times, but that just made me laugh so hard I snorted. :-)

JM said...

Clay Aiken and Anna Nicole Smith reproducing? Now that's a medical wonder I would like to see happen.

Green Eyes said...

I say Clay on the View last week. Being unemployed has it's advantages. How long ago did Rosie O'Donnell join that show? lol

Clay said he has issues going outside the house, he can't handle his fans, but has no problem entertaining.

:P fuzzbox said...

big pissy: I am sure that you are right. I have the image of Jack Nicholson screaming, 'You can't handle the boobs.'

april: I can't imagine him wanting to be with any woman.

bruce: It is sad that she has lost her eldest son but that being said I really don't care who the newest childs father is, since I know it wasn't me.

keshi: It is a sad situation.

gerald: I have heard it said that when times are uncertain the public flocks to celebrety news such as during the depression and now. Hopefully better days are ahead and we can stop having to be bombarded by every single item of these yo-yo's lives. It is getting to be too much.

:P fuzzbox said...

ben: It is tragic but it isn't that much different than what happens to many many people every day. I do not understand why things that happen to celebreties take on such monumental proportions.

lisa: It is a rather funny mental image.

michael: I wonder if there is going to be a reinstallment of her series. It would make a hit on cable if their is a lot of breast feeding going on.

cz: I was nearly accosted by one of his fans the other day for calling him that. I first heard it from the comic Kathy Griffith. It struck me as apt and funny.

angel, jr: It would probably take the turkey baster method to get it accomplished.

green eyes: Entertaining. Huh heh heh heh.

Pixie said...

They also managed to DRAG out the whole Clay interview over a few nights too, as though we care ? and what is with his hair!! Looks like a KD Lang wig or something.

Catch said...

I will never know why Anna Nicole gets so much press, she is disgusting, and to think she had her own talk show! Who in the world wants to watch her??? I am truly sorry about the loss of her son, but I am as interested in hearing about her as I am in buying one of Monica Lewinsky's purses!!! WHy do these bimbos get so much press? Monicas great claim to fame was giving a bj in the Oval Office...I would think she would want to hide.

Anonymous said...

I would be a faithful fan of an Anna Nicole breast feeding video.

Big D said...

Anna Nicole used to be hot.

tsduff said...

I didn't even know who Clay was. Living in the sticks'll do that to ya.

Anonymous said...

A breast feeding video?
Evyl, you are a true genius.

~m

Phats said...

WHAT THE HELL!? Clay and Anna Nicole?! DId you ever get to the bottom of it, I am sure that will be one fucked up kid

:P fuzzbox said...

Pixie: I think Raggady Andy was his American Idol.

catch: I guess humming 'Hail to The Cheif' while on her knees was one of most prized accomplishments.

pure evyl: Burn me a copy, if you get one.

big d: She was smoking and now she is just burned out.

laurie: It is tragic.

:P fuzzbox said...

paige: Every get once in a while it is good for a diversion but it has gone way overboard.

terry: Count yourself lucky.

michael: Evyl is a man after my own heart.

mimi: :)

phats: The world can breath easier it was two seperate stories.

yellowdoggranny said...

i saw him on something where he was getting grilled on his sex life..was he gay or not...really folks..who the fuck cares...somebody give that guy a haircut...he looks gay

Anonymous said...

Is a gerkin anything like a gaykin? Sounds like somebody could be in a pickle, either way. ;)
WC

David Amulet said...

I'm headed for therapy just thinking about it.

-- david