Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Back From The Range


Three months out on the range Big Joe stepped into the saloon
Dusty and Dirty a ripe grizzled goon.
Stepped up to the bar and ordered a shot of rye
Knocked it down turned around and looked low and high.

By the poker table he spied Diamond Lil
A soiled angel of the west in black hose and black heels.
He grabbed her up quick and took her out back
After so long on the trail, he had no time for tact.

He peeled off his duds in a dust and a flurry
And got down to business in a frightful hurry.
It didn't take long just a second or three
Then he put back on his pants and paid his fee

He said, 'Sorry darlin', It's been a while on the trail.
Ridin' drag, seein' nuthin' but cattle tail.
But I guess I did all right cause I can tell I curled your toes.'
She replied, ' Well, next time Cowboy give me some time and I'll pull off my hose.'

29 comments:

michaelm said...

Kinda like tagging a miniature trampoline, yes?
Bow-wow.

~m

Curare_Z said...

LOL. This is one of your best Fuzz!

oldfartswife said...

haha, good one fuzz-
I always cut the middle out of my pantyhose-just to give the beauty some air.

angel, jr. said...

This just made my day!!!

Green Eyes said...

LMFAO! Thanks, Fuzz! Very much needed!

Ben Heller said...

haha best one so far Fuzz. You're getting the knack of pulling a great punchline at the end.

Mimi said...

Damn hose, always are a pain.

yellowdog granny said...

hoooboy..u cute..

David Amulet said...

Another winner! I hope your compiled poetry will be coming out in hard copy (so to speak ) soon.

But are you sure Big Joe didn't get some cow moo-moo-love out on the trail?

-- david

:P fuzzbox said...

michael: I didn't think of that. Cool.

cz: Thanks. I appreciate that. This one came to me in my sleep last night. It is a good thing because I was working on something else and was completely stumped.

old farts wife: Now thats a handy idea!

angel, jr: Glad to be there.

:P fuzzbox said...

green eyes: You are very welcome. I am glad that you liked it.

ben: Sometimes a diamond most times a stone.

mimi: It must have been made of stern stuff not to rip though.

granny: Ahh, shucks.

david: An old time cowboy on the trail is much like our modern army. Don't ask, Don't tell.

ozymandiaz said...

That was just downright a kneeslapper. I luaghed harder than a fly on fresh mule droppins. Yur alright fer a flatfoot.

Phats said...

I am not sure how you think up this stuff but it's definitely entertaining.

Close one for TT saturday, playing at UTEP is tough.

Boogie wins tonight 6-1 in my guess

Anonymous said...

I needed that!

Stace
http://couldntstayaway.blogspot.com

:P fuzzbox said...

ozy: Yee Haw. Glad ya liked it.

phats: You are most likely right about BB. I don't know why Tech was so lackluster. I hope they pick it up this week or those horned frogs will spank that ass. It looks like Purdue won a squeker. OT's always make me nervous.

stace: Glad ya liked it. Have a great day back at work.

:P fuzzbox said...

BTW, Phats, you might be interested in the pic that I have posted of my old high school stadium. It is sort of like a smaller version of the Sun Bowl.

http://fuzztexas.blogspot.com/

Catch said...

hahahah....thats funny Fuzz. I love your jokes!

Big Pissy said...

*LOL* That was so cute!

Ol' Lady said...

Please put your writings into a book!!!! I'm sure it would be a hit.

phred said...

Now, I don`t care who you are...that`s phunny.

:P fuzzbox said...

catch: Thank ya darlin'.

big pissy: Like a speckled pup?

ol' lady: Once I get enough compiled I just might. Thanks for thinking so. I will autograph your copy for free. ;)

phred: I appreciate it. I hope all is going well. It's been too long. How 'bout them Cowboys!!!

Pixie said...

Haa Haaa good one!

Phats said...

It does kind of look like sun bowl stadium. Unfortunately we'll never go back there, because they dropped the big ten we added Orlando and Phoenix bowls instead. I never got to cheer at the sunbowl(they went after I graduated) but I did go to all 4. I like how they do it, the fanfest is awesome, and the best pep session environment. Hoping to go to ANY bowl this year haha :)

Keshi said...

LOL! tnxxx for the laughs :):)

Keshi.

starbender said...

hahaaa! The things we do in a hurry!
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Paige Burns said...

That was fantastic!

Ranea said...

That's why I wear garters and hose.

:P fuzzbox said...

pixie: Thanks!!! I haven't heard from you in a bit. Hope you haven't been too busy.

phats: I am sure that y'all will get one. I will keep on rootin' for ya.

keshi: You are very welcome.

starbender: Sometimes haste makes waste. ;)

paige: You are far too kind.

ranea: Yowzah!!!

Pixie said...

Fuzz, not busy just lazy ;)