Sunday, September 17, 2006

The Words of The Sage: My Pretty Pony


I haven't quoted The Sage in quite a while. But something happened the other day to bring him to my mind so I thought that I would share some of his wit today.

The Sage was partial to short round women. As he said, 'I like to keep a Thoroughbred in the house and a Shetland Pony in the barn. A Thoroghbred is good for showing off but the pony will give you a hell of a ride.'

19 comments:

April said...

LMAO

The Sage sounds like a, ummm, smart, man. ;)

Ranea said...

You can make anything buck if you spur them enough!

Catch said...

this is just too funny Fuzz....I am cracking up....but ya know...I think its true!!!

Anonymous said...

Nothing like wisdom that comes from the range.
Ride 'em, cowboy...

~michaelm

Mimi said...

Words of wisdom.

Ol' Lady said...

nothing wrong with a good hard ride ;)

Vic said...

A hard ride? Did someone say a hard ride?

Sugardaddy said...

don't know about the pony. something about climbing on top of a tall one..........

Mike said...

I'll drink to that! Of course I was never known to be picky!

Phats said...

haha nice! nice!

Umm what happened to tech damn it I picked them!

tsduff said...

Well, thar's a whole lot more variety to pick from that way... :-D

:P fuzzbox said...

april: His wisdom was only exceeded by his wit.

ranea: Naughty Naughty.

catch: Nothing like the sage for a slice of truth.

michael: A universal truth that holds it's weight.

mimi: And then some. I am proud to have learned from the masters.

:P fuzzbox said...

ol' lady: I couldn't have said it better myself.

vic: I knew that would wake you up. Sorry that I haven't been able to comment on your blog but I cannot seem to get the beta version of blogger to accept my comments. I am not quite ready to switch over as I have heard of some bad archive experiences. I might have to back my archive up in wordpress or something before I make the plunge.

sugar daddy: That is true but a buckoff from a height can be a bitch.

mike: And I have been known to drink to anything.

phats: In a word, inept. I don't know what has happened to their offense.

terry: Variety is the spice of life.

Keshi said...

Pony rides ha? ;-)

Keshi.

writerchick said...

I hate to sound dumb, but which one is which? Is the round one the pony or the thoroughbred?
WC

:P fuzzbox said...

keshi: ;)

wc: A thoroughbred is long and lean and built for speed. A Shetland Pony is short round and a bit shaggy.

yellowdog granny said...

get your ass off the stove grandma, you're too old to be riding the range...

Paige Burns said...

Oh, The Sage would love me. Though I'm not too round nor shaggy at all, but the short part works.

:P fuzzbox said...

granny: That's a good one.

paige: I am sure that he would too.