I haven't quoted The Sage in quite a while. But something happened the other day to bring him to my mind so I thought that I would share some of his wit today.
The Sage was partial to short round women. As he said, 'I like to keep a Thoroughbred in the house and a Shetland Pony in the barn. A Thoroghbred is good for showing off but the pony will give you a hell of a ride.'
15 comments:
LMAO
The Sage sounds like a, ummm, smart, man. ;)
this is just too funny Fuzz....I am cracking up....but ya know...I think its true!!!
Nothing like wisdom that comes from the range.
Ride 'em, cowboy...
~michaelm
nothing wrong with a good hard ride ;)
A hard ride? Did someone say a hard ride?
I'll drink to that! Of course I was never known to be picky!
haha nice! nice!
Umm what happened to tech damn it I picked them!
Well, thar's a whole lot more variety to pick from that way... :-D
april: His wisdom was only exceeded by his wit.
ranea: Naughty Naughty.
catch: Nothing like the sage for a slice of truth.
michael: A universal truth that holds it's weight.
mimi: And then some. I am proud to have learned from the masters.
ol' lady: I couldn't have said it better myself.
vic: I knew that would wake you up. Sorry that I haven't been able to comment on your blog but I cannot seem to get the beta version of blogger to accept my comments. I am not quite ready to switch over as I have heard of some bad archive experiences. I might have to back my archive up in wordpress or something before I make the plunge.
sugar daddy: That is true but a buckoff from a height can be a bitch.
mike: And I have been known to drink to anything.
phats: In a word, inept. I don't know what has happened to their offense.
terry: Variety is the spice of life.
Pony rides ha? ;-)
Keshi.
I hate to sound dumb, but which one is which? Is the round one the pony or the thoroughbred?
WC
keshi: ;)
wc: A thoroughbred is long and lean and built for speed. A Shetland Pony is short round and a bit shaggy.
get your ass off the stove grandma, you're too old to be riding the range...
granny: That's a good one.
paige: I am sure that he would too.
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