Sunday, September 03, 2006
A Breath Of Fresh Air
When a man first gets married, he might be under the impression that he has married an angel. But soon afterwards, he realizes that she is only human. This happens the first time she lets rip a fart whose fumes come from the bowels of hell itself. Yes that's right, she has been tricking you and saving up that stench for that oh so special first ripper.
A woman might not fart as much as a man but speaking from experience when she does it will gag a maggot off a gut wagon. Last night while dozing, I heard a rip and then the fumes rippled through the sheets and the full assault on my nasal cavity began. While laying there in a stench induced fog, I came up with a marvelous new product idea; The Fantastic Fuzz Fart Fan Induced Febreze Fanny Plug. It is built on the same premise as the air fresheners that you install in your cars vent. It can come in two different models: The simple no-nonsense econo-model and the Super Deluxe. The Super Deluxe Fantastic Fuzz Fart Fan Induced Febreze Fanny Plug also has a built in music machine that is activated by the fart gases passing through the fan.
As this product can be used by both sexes, besides making your life better, it would make a great gift idea for that crazy uncle that is always asking someone to pull his finger. It would also work wonders to alert you when the co-worker, who is adept at the fart and run SBD fart, lets it rip.
So hurry up and put in your order. The Fantastic Fuzz Fart Fan Induced Febreze Fanny Plug can't be found in any store. Supplies are limited. Don't be the last one on your block to own this wonderful innovation.
Speaking of topics where the honeymoon is over. On BvB, two great bloggers, Sugar Daddy and Ol' Lady, take on the topic of Marraige and Sex.