Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Ode To A Sock


Oh noble garment so oft abused
Thrown under the bed soiled and used.
You keep my feet so warm and snug.
Sorry I hid you under the rug.
But what to do when your as crusty as a rock,
After I have used you as my spank sock.

19 comments:

yellowdoggranny said...

i have got to have my friend sooner come check you out.he is as sick and twisted as you are..and i mean that in the nicest way possible..go check him out.
dwellinginthevoid.blgospot.com

Anonymous said...

Too bad you don't use shirts, then you wouldn't need starch. LOL.
WC

Unknown said...

LOL. that is NOT the way I expected that to end.

Mike said...

I kinda saw that coming (all pun's intended).

:P fuzzbox said...

granny: I will have to go check him out.

wc: That is a gross idea. I think you are coming over to the dark side. You are welcome here.

cz: How else could it have ended?

mike: If there is one person that I would have guessed would see it coming, I would have guessed you.

laurie: It's all good just wear protection. ;)

Ol' Lady said...

hope you don't get athletes foot.....

Anonymous said...

Damn you are giving away manly secrets. Just keep saying that it is the dryer eating the socks.

Ol' Lady said...

hope you don't mind fuzzbox, I spoke of your post today in my post and I linked you ;-}

:P fuzzbox said...

ol' lady: I wonder if there is such a thing as porno foot. I don't mind it a bit.

evyl: Sorry 'bout that. I did not mean to give away state secrets.

ozymandiaz said...

You can always tell its time to wash a sock when it sticks to the wall...
and it hasn't been on your foot!

CT said...

LMFAO!!! is that how you got jock itch?

:P fuzzbox said...

mimi: Thanks for the warning.

ozy: Words of wisdom.

ct: Nope, but it could explain an erect big toe.

Keshi said...

ROFL!

Keshi.

Big D said...

You're best poem yet!

Anonymous said...

Oh, no! Not the sock, Fuzz!!!
Ewwww....

~m

Pixie said...

I can safely say I have never found a crusty sock Ewww.

Phats said...

HAHA love it! way to hide where you were going with that

Green Eyes said...

I personally think you're brilliant and want to be your publisher!

:P fuzzbox said...

keshi: Thanks!!!

big d: I thought you might like the subject matter. :)

paige: Sorry 'bout that. ;)

michael: Socks just sounded better than paper towel.

pixie: Knock on wood.

phats: Thanks.

green eyes: Now you have me blushing like a little schoolgirl.