It's A Sick World And I'm A Happy Man
The Best Way to Unwind After Work
Man, I've got a killer headache but just laughed my ass off at these links. I even told Tarzan to git up & look at the White Trash link, then I took the test to see if I am one, too. I think (thankfully) I failed the test. I love the word FUCKTARD. It's just so, well SO, you know.
jane: Here is a little tip. On the White Trash site go to the ask dirty forum and scroll to the bottom of the dirty white trash page. Angry Joyce said that I bore an uncanny similarity to that guy. I don't think so but she is accusing me of moonlighting from my blog.I scored a 25 out of a possible thirty so I barely passed as Certifiable White Trash. I felt bad if it wasn't for drinking decent beer and peeing standing up, I would have been perfect. And fucktard is my pet name from sweet Angry Joyce.
I can totally relate to the Boss being an asshat! But I always referred to her as Old Camel Toe. With deepest respect of course. LOL
All blocked by Websense in the office. I hate Websense.
Oh Fuzz...as usual, I agree with you on all things!
Great links. I have to say, if more co-workers had the philosophy of see-no-evil, speak-no-evil, hear-no-evil, the workplace might be a better place.
ranea: That is my favorite Bob and Tom tune.fukkit: I'm sorry. I hate offices in general.vic: Somehow, I seriously doubt it. Thanks for popping in. It's been awhile.angel jr: Yeah, but I wish they weren't monkeys about everything else.
Sorry fuckkit, I must be having one of those days in a bad way if I can't even spell fuckkit this morning. Maybe I should just say fuckkit and go home.
I'll second that motion, say fuckkit and go home!I failed the redneck quiz. I'm not sure whether to do the happy dance, or hang my head in shame? I hate failing! lol
I took the white trash test. And I am Certified White Trash! But actually I am Tattooed White Trash!!:D
Damn blogger ate my last comment."Asshat" is one of those terms that just cracks me up everytime I hear someone say it. I have no idea why. "Douchebag" has that same effect on me.
green eyes: You just weren't trying hard enough. Have a PBR and try it again :)ranea: Yee Haw. Congrats.phoenix: I have luved the word douchebag ever since they did that SNL skit with the original cast. That shows my age a bit.
LOL! The white trash neighbors one, the best. The pit stains on the womans armpit really made the picture! :D
Wow, fuzz! I got one of the 500,000 shitty jobs they created. The Onion is one of my all time favorites.
A Pabst??? Gag, do I have to? A girl's gotta draw the line somewhere!
you work at the onion?!?!?!?!? you are totally my hero!
Jeeze, are we neighbors? Do we work at the same place? This is like the twilight zone (except the monkeys may be a bit too inteligent to work around here)...
sherri: Did you get a chance to look at some of the white trash recipes. Crazee Tastee!!!!siren: I feel your pain. The Onion is quite cool. I pulled up this story since it reminded me of immigration protest day. They created the jobs and now illegal immigrants can fill them. Isn't capitalism great? green eyes: You knew what PBR stood for. That is one of the signs :)gb: Sad to disappoint you but I hold one of the 500,000 shitty jobs. But actually I am in charge of hiring for the shitty jobs. So I guess I am a head shitjob kinda guy.
ozy: I originally had up a Three Stooges cartoon on YouTube for that link but the music was just too damned annoying. There is but one shit job just many different locations.
I have heard the word "asshat", but did not know what it meant. Thanks for the info! ;)BTW, sexy pic today!
mimi: You are very welcome but did you check out the wooden doll site. Crazy!!!I figured you would like the old school pics. I used to post more of them than I do now. The older I get the more contemporary I get. Kinda weird, huh.
For that last definition of "Asshat" I always felt "Asshaberdasher" was a much better term... After all, Asshats come in different shapes in sizes (including the ever stylish AssFedora, AssDerby, and AssBowler)-- So I guess an AssHaberdasher would be someone who is not only an asshat himse/herself but is also responsible for the propagation of the planet's asshat population.And an Ass Haberdashery would be any large gathering of Asshats.SHIT, I just realized, I must have reached some level of Asshattednes myself for putting this much thought into the term asshat.
Perplexio: Luv the Hat!!!
Thanks, it's a derby. The missus doesn't let me wear it that often. But I do get to wear it from time to time unlike the mustard yellow button-fly jeans she made me give to Goodwill.
U'r co-workers R adorable! U come C me wedbnesday-I have a post just 4 U. heheee!;]
I started using asshat last year after I re-discovered Don and Mike online. At the time, it was their favorite expression.
**Remember, you don't need to live in a trailer park or even be white to be trailer trash.LOL!This was funnnnny Fuzz...had few laughs :):)Keshi.
perplexio: Bet the hat looked real good with those britches.starbender: Thanks for thinking of me. I will be sure and pop in. Your pics are always the best. How you manage to assemble all of those great pics is a wonder to me.bruce: I have never listened to those guys. I will have to look it up. They sound like they would be good for a listen.keshi: That was a phunny site. Thanks :) Hope things are settling down in your world and thanks soo much for the kind things that you said about me in the comment section on your blog. It is sooo great to know that I helped. You said nothing wrong and as time goes by your friends will understand that.
Fuzzy thanks! I dun think they r my friends Fuzzy...it's ok that they reacted that way, it's normal..but the way they r going on n on abt it and have made this a personal attack against me is sickening...u prolly havent visited some related sites of these ppl and Im glad u didnt..cos these ppl seem to be standing tall for what we claim them to be...oure fanatics. And sensible posts dun make sense to such ppl. Best it to forget em.Thanks for standing by me...I appreciate it mate.Keshi.
You are very welcome. I did go to that site that you had linked. Now that guy is sensible. I have never heard anyone on any media explain it better. Hang in there. It is good to know who your fair weather friends are before the flood hits. You will do fine. There are many who will stand firm with you. I am but one.
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