This is a Public Service Announcement designed to help further the cause of male/female understanding. Ladies if you go to bed topless then there is a good chance that your man will inadvertently gravitate to that naked breast. If you will be offended if during a semi-conscience state, he inadvertently senses this nudeness as some sort of invitation to an amorous late night tryst. Might I suggest wearing a tee-shirt or some other barrier garment to bed. This should curtail many late night misunderstandings or at least give you enough time to let him know that these advances are not appreciated.
Thank you. Have a great day and you may now return to your regularly scheduled entertainment.
25 comments:
Barrier garments be damned
If you climb in to bed with me
You'll find yourself getting rammed
Maybe two times or even three
It's an open invetation
When a lady climbs into my bed
For I'll then have the inclanation
That I'll be getting some head
So you should be warry lass
If under my blankets you do tuck
'Cause with you'll be sharin' that ass
And all night long we'll fuck!
Oh yea.
Now THERE'S a public service anouncment for ya. Rock on Fuzz.
ozy: Rock On!!!
ranea: My family has had a long history of locksmithing since the crusades.
ben: 'The hills are alive.'
ann: It is an affliction. What can I say. I don't think Angry Joyce would let me as she keeps a firm oversight on my affliction, sleeping with one eye open.
I am soooo sleeping nekkid tonight. I had no idea that's all it took. ;-)
Oh, and I am loving that picture so I stole it. Yep, I did.
Thanks for the announcement, Fuzz. I'll have to file that tidbit away, for now.
Ozy, good one!
vic: Sometimes a little nudity can go a long way ;) Go ahead and swipe away. It is a work by John Hul, titled 'Pillow Talk'. Anna Nicole never looked so exquisite.
Green eyes: Always glad to be of service.
I prefer to sleep in the buff...but heck, I'm a guy. I'm a walking open invitation.
sex? what's that???
rofl you are SUCH a male pig!! i can't help but love ya!
phoenix: That is the only way for a real man to sleep. A man has gone all day with the big guy caged up. Let him loose at night. He deserves his freedom.
bruce: Here is a little memory exercise. First relax and find your happy place. Okay if you are there take a good look around. That happy place is sex. Now get your hands off yourself.
jane: Thanks, I will take that as a compliment. Luv ya back.
I don't think a t-shirt would ward off advances. She would pretty much have to sleep in a different bed across town.
lol I like Ben's comment :):)
Well I never sleep w.o. anything on, so no probs there for my man...:) If the need arises, we can always talk abt it and take em off cant we? lol!
Keshi.
angel jr: Well said.
keshi: If the need arises? I have never heard you being punny. It is one of my favorite types of humor although their are some that would differ.
I have found that even T-Shirts don't protect me enough! ^_~
Sheesh, Men. We know what we're doing - why do you think we come to bed nekkid like that?!? A little midnight nookie-nookie is a good thing!!
shay: You have me blushing again ;)
pita: Like the song says, 'It's all about the Nookie.'
siren: Or where there is a willie.
anelize: I live to serve :)
Fuzz...remember Obilon? He's back: http://cohenside.blogspot.com
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was asalted.
:):)
I like punny stuff..hehehe..and yeah if the need 'arises'..lol!
Keshi.
phoenix: Thanks for the heads up. I went over and commented on his stuff. I am a big fan of his new site. Can't wait to see more stuff from him.
keshi: Who'd a thunk it? LOL
LMFAO!!! you are right on the $$$$$ fuzz
ct: Thanks, I am bound to hit it every now and again.
laurie: And he was quick about it too. Ozy's comment came about five minutes after I posted. I couldn't bust a rhyme like that if given all day.
LOL ;-)
Keshi.
clothes in bed??
wtf fun is that!
keshi: :)
april: No fun what so ever!
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