Saturday, February 11, 2006

Special Messages


this is an audio post - click to play
My brother, Big D, is a notorious call screener. So I love to leave him goofy phone messages. In fact, I like leaving them so much that sometimes it disappoints me when he answers after I have came up with a supremely goofy message. I felt like doing an audio post so here is my infamous bad imitation of Stone Philips, that I once left on his machine. I feel pretty safe as I doubt any of you can throw any rotten vegatables at me sitting in my bedroom.

24 comments:

Ranea said...

Ooohh fuzz, I just luv Stone Philips. He's HOT and so are you!!! Kisses

Big D said...

I remember that. Not quite as good as the message on my machine, but still funny. I thought it really was Stone Phillips. Too bad I never got a copy of it before that answering machine died it was hilarious.

Bruce said...

Frank Calliendo ain't got nothin' on you, Fuzz...

siren said...

That is hilarious! These audio posts are so cool :)

Laurie said...

I'm at work, so I can't listen to it right now :-(

Maybe tomorrow!

:P fuzzbox said...

ranea: To be told that I am as hot as Stone Philips is an honor that I am not sure my ego can handle. Thank you so very much.

big d: I thought that this was exactly the message that I had left. Sometimes it is hard to capture magic in a bottle. :(

bruce: Thank you kind sir.

siren: Thank you! When are you going to do an audio?

laurie: I can't listen to streaming audio at work either. Damn the man!!

Denny Shane said...

very very funny there fuzz! lol

cleveland said...

nice imitation fuzz good stone philips but had some alfred hitchcock in there to great audio keep'em comin

Rocky said...

You'd think with a name like STone Phillips, he was destined to be a porn star. But, no, he goes the journalist route.

:P fuzzbox said...

denny: Thank you sir. I will be taking requests.

cleveland: Still surfing Ewok porn?

rocky: Stone looks like he is a little tightassed for a porn star.

Ann Alsex said...

I agree with Ranea. Stone Philips is smoking hot!!! Your not to shabby either, Fuxxie :D

Sherri said...

Love your impersonation! That was too funny!

I love how the audio posts a a touch of realism to someone's blog.

:P fuzzbox said...
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:P fuzzbox said...

ann: Nice to see you coming back and aww shucks.

sherri: Thanks for popping in. And thanks for your kind words on my bad impersonation. I am starting to like audio posting.

The Phoenix said...

Stone Phillips is from St. Louis, and he came back for this speech & debate event. I was a coach at the time, and got to meet him. He's very nice, and had a lot of encourage words to say to the high schoolers.

I'm not weird or anything...but the dude smelled nice. I must go now and scratch my crotch and kick some dogs.

angel, jr. said...

Pretty good imitation.
However, it sounded like he was touching himself.

April said...

I agree with angel, jr.

Not that there's anything wrong with Stone (or you) touching himself...;)

:P fuzzbox said...

phoenix: He smelled nice? Did you ask him what cologne he recommended. It might could help me get into persona.

angel jr: That is what I get for visiting a site that was playing the Divinyls before posting.

april:There are only two type of liers. Those that say they never have and those that say that they have quit. (I am the second type.)

Stopping By Hating Your Blog said...

Shit that sucked. But I shouldn't expect anything else from a douchebag like you. I know that you will delete this so your comment box will be filled with people kissing your retarded ass. Hopefully a few people will read this before you do delete it and see that they are not the only ones that think you are a cocksmoker.

:P fuzzbox said...

stopping by: Thanks for stopping by. I do not delete messages. I am much to vain about the number of comments on any given post to ever delete one. Besides you are a rarity of being a critic of mine that actually uses decent grammer and spelling. I applaude you come back anytime.

Big D said...

LOL he called you a cock smoker.

:P fuzzbox said...

At least that yoyo quotes from decent movies, huh.

the weirdgirl said...

Too funny! I gotta figure out how to do audios (though I doubt mine will be as interesting as yours).

:P fuzzbox said...

I did it on blogger and they made it pretty easy. I do not know how it would work on typepad but there are sites that have software to embed a media player. Perhaps you could go that route.