My brother, Big D, is a notorious call screener. So I love to leave him goofy phone messages. In fact, I like leaving them so much that sometimes it disappoints me when he answers after I have came up with a supremely goofy message. I felt like doing an audio post so here is my infamous bad imitation of Stone Philips, that I once left on his machine. I feel pretty safe as I doubt any of you can throw any rotten vegatables at me sitting in my bedroom.