Sunday, February 05, 2006

Finding A Niche

Thanks to The Weirdgirl, I might have found my creative niche in writing. It is a subject that is probably underserved and with a built in fanbase that could only expand with time and is ripe for exploitation. What genre you ask; lesbian erotic sci-fi.

I cannot believe that I have never heard of this before. It should be one of the most popular forms of fiction out there. Just think of the diverse fan base this genre should hold.

1) The Gay and Lesbian Alliance - It is a no-brainer for this group to promote this genre. It practically screams the cry for mainstreaming their views of diversifacation in the future.
2) Straight Men - There is nothing more straight to a man than watching lesbian porn. Why not expand it to include lesbian erotica?
3) Geeks - They are already hooked on sci-fi and dirty mags under their mattresses. They should love it.
4) Sexually Curious Women - There are more of these individuals than meets the eye. God bless them all. ( Maybe that is just the straight man in me doing some wishful thinking.)

Now that I have found a niche, all I need are a few ideas and a few good working titles. How about, 'Space Dykes from Delta 69', 'Licked in Space', 'Making My Way Through The Milky Way', and 'The Black Hole Conquered.'? With titles like these 'The Sci-Fi Channel' should be flooding me with requests to have them turned into Sci-Fi original movies.


siren said...

Yeah! I'm first! (First to comment, not star in your lesbian movies).

Fuzz - you're too funny. I think you should start with "Making My Way Through the Milky Way". That's sure to be a hit.

Bruce said...

I agree with siren. How can you miss with a title like that?

Ben Heller said...

good stuff. Where's the script.

What about,

"To Venus without a Penis"

Vic said...

Oh fuzz, you aren't being wishful... there are a few of us out there (curious women).

How about "Blogger Mommies Gone Wild"?

Pixie said...

Why do straight men enjoy lesbian porn ?
* innocent

:P fuzzbox said...

siren: You might want to reconsider. These are bound to be hits. But if you are still unavailable maybe I will have Angelina Jolie to fall back on.

bruce: I would be remiss if I did not mention that I was bouncing title ideas to Angry Joyce and she said I should have Milky Way somewhere in a title.

ben: Thanks for an awesome title idea.

vic: Curiouser and Curiouser.

pixie: Maybe an aversion for looking at someone elses pecker.

Laurie said...

Great idea, Fuzz... I'd buy a book! ;-)

How about "Lunar Lesbos"?

siren said...

fuzz - if you recruit Angelina Jolie, count me in ;)

Ranea said...

How about " Pierced Pussy's on Pluto". I think it's kind of snappy, how about You?

Tina said...

How about "Amazon Women on Planet Lesbos"? Already sounds like something that's been made though.

:P fuzzbox said...

laurie: Another stellar suggestion.

siren: Everyone has their price huh? You are a great negotiator.

renea: Good idea. Might draw in the goth crowd.

tina: Yeah, it does sound familiar. Maybe all great ideas do though. They are so good that they feel like they have always been there.

Big D said...

How about "Strapped On and Probing Uranus"

RAVEN the PITA said...

NOFAIR big d you stole mine!

David Amulet said...

It is always a beautiful thing when someone finds their niche. What that makret doesn't pay in dollars you will reap in personal satisfaction for creating fine art.

And thanks for your help on my site. I'll get the greatest hits list up in a few days; I wanted to get a new post out of my system first.

-- david

:P fuzzbox said...

big d: Sounds great but it might be a little indepth for mass circulation.

pita: Don't you hate it when that happens?

david: Especially when it is such a nice niche.

:P fuzzbox said...
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ozymandiaz said...

Good stuff Fuzz, let’s see if I can help.

“P Fussbox’s Love Lorne Lesbians in Deep Space”
Let you tell you of adventure
Amongst the stars above
One that’s filled with action
And nasty lesbian love
A story of two women
And their female robot slave
What they do when they’re alone
Is just short of depraved
Defenders of the universe
Fighting the good fight by day
But when the battles over
In the bed sheets they will play
So let’s all ride along, my friends
And they’ll take you on a trip
Just don’t expect to see a penis
They’ve no use for it.

Here are some more titles…
Thriller-“Deep Space Probing”
Comedy-“Virgo Cluster Fucks”
Horror-“When Wombs Collide”
Romantic-“Love at First Probe”
Slutty-“Star Whores” (that one was too easy, did someone already use it?)

p.s. If you really want to use the other poem I have no problem with that

ozymandiaz said...

Oh, and I love that pic...

:P fuzzbox said...

ozy: Awesome treatise. And Thanks, As soon as I can I will stick that poem on my sidebar. Couldn't hurt to stick a little class to the joint.

phred said...

'' To Go Where No Man Has Gone Before ''

phred said...

I stand corrected by Fuzz.

'' To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before''.

:P fuzzbox said...

phred: It's nice to see that you hit the comment that I have been waiting to hear. Especcially after Pixies question up there in the comment box.

the weirdgirl said...

Will you need an editor?

:P fuzzbox said...

weirdgirl: I luv it when a plan comes together. Thanks.

Jim said...

all of which reminds me, what happened to Zena Warrior Princess?

:P fuzzbox said...

I saw a promo for a new series with Lucy Lawless. But she was wearing some damn sensible dressuit get up. That is just wrong. I wanted to remember her as Xena so I flipped it.

kim said...

This thread is KILLING me with the funny.

(I freaking love Xena - I think Lucy's on that Battlestar Galactica show now.)

Rocky said...

Space Benwa Balls would be my suggestion.

michaelm said...

How about, "Glazed and Confused"?


:P fuzzbox said...

I really need to start checking these pages more closely.

kim: Thanks. I personally think the comment section of this blog is a hell of a lot funnier than the posts. Interaction that is what a blog does best. Xena Ruled!!!

rocky: Good one.

michael: That is quite a glistening title.

michaelm said...

Thanks for the visit and the comments, Fuzz. I'll be by again...
Be well,


:P fuzzbox said...

Like I said I need to keep a closer eye on these posts. After about two posts down I tend to forget about them. Enjoyed your site. Just remember that you are always welcome here.