Tag Thoughts

This morning while getting ready, I had another one of my Adult ADD stream of consciousness moments. I reached for the can of TAG body spray. I noticed the line on the can that read, 'Uniquely designed to attract the ladies. You have been warned.' If it is uniquely designed to attract the ladies, if a woman put it on would she attract lesbians?..... If a woman that was attracted to men with hairy chests would she be attracted to hairy chested women?.....I wonder what percentage of women have hair on their chests?.....Why is that an Aussie depilatory cream is named after a testicle, 'Nads'? Shouldn't it be N0-Nads?.....Wouldn't No-Nads be an excellent name for a chemical sterilization process for child abusers?

I Smell Sex And Vicks

I am not at all loyal to any particular brand of underarm deodorant. I generally just pick up the cheapest or most easily reached on the aisle. This time around though I have found a real freakin' winner. I have discovered that the smell of Speed Stick, Irish Spring Icy Blast when mixed with a hot days worth of sweat smells remarkably like Vicks Vapo-Rub. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. Damn That's One Sexy Beast. And Damn you're so freakin' right. Now I'm wondering what it will do for ball sweat. I'm thinking it could possibly give me that warm fuzzy feeling on my scrotum that I so love.