In Arizona an establishment that is reminiscent of the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup commercial has caught my attention. The Heart Attack Grill features real food fried in real lard with such favorites as the Quadruple Bypass Burger; a four patty mound of nutritional mayhem. But what really sets the place apart is the waitresses. Dressed as naughty nurses in cleavage bearing tops, high heels, and thigh high stockings some prudish nurses are complaining of the uniforms as an affront to their dignity. Personally I see not a thing wrong with the uniforms and there may be other professions that could be spotlighted to add a little zip to an eatery.
The Crazee Tastee Cafeteria - Dressed in Skin Tight uniforms, hair nets, and orthopedic shoes. The lunch ladies will cater to those with fantasies from their grade school past.
The Garage Grill - An eatery for the ladies, with greased up grease monkeys catering to their lubed up fantasies. It would probably work much better than a plumbers themed restaurant featuring food entrees to keep your pipes cleaned out and served by guys with the obligatory plumbers crack.
The Border Crossing Taqueria - Where if a waiter or waitress messes up, they are chased out by security guards dressed as Immigration agents. But make sure and take a shot of Pepto before going or you might get the runs.
Click here for the News Story of the Heart Attack Grill.
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Here's a few more for you.
The Nunnery - Where nasty nuns serve up the goodies.
The Barnyard - Where every seat is a blow up sheep. And animals in lingerie are penned in the cafe.
The Gumshop - Featuring dentureless waitresses.
Hahahaaa, U crack me up fuzz! U'r just soooo creative. I'm trying to think of one 2 add, but my brain just isn't co-operating!!!
:o
LOL...what is it with Evyl and nuns?
How about the Axl Rose Cafe, where your dinner is always at least an hour late and may not even show up. Don't even bother ordering any of the Chinese food on the menu, either... Oh, and the waitresses will tell you to fuck off if you look at them the wrong way.
The irony is that the more you clog your arteries with their food, the less likely you'll be able to consummate your lust for the nurses!
someones always gotta go complain and make a big stink dont they? If ya wanta dress in a sexy nurses costume go for it...its all in fun, whats the big deal.Oh thats right! Some people dont know how to have fun!!!!
I'm with 'Catch'.
Someone always has to bitch.
I think these 'vocal' nurses need a special FOAD post.
The pic of the burger chateau is quite impressive. My colon did a little backflip just seeing it.
Jeepers...
~m
I think The Heart Attack Grill has a first cousin in NY. The Exploding Arteries Diner ;-)
I read about that and thought it was hilarious!
Bet they stay busy. ;-)
pure evyl: Get thee to The Nunnery.
starbender: You are far too kind. Hope you are having a great weekend.
bruce: He's just twisted that way, I suppose. Great Idea with the Axl diner.
greg and sheryl: Life does have it's little ironies. Thanks soo much for popping in. It's always nice to see new faces around here.
catch: Some people are just too thin skinned for their own good. Those type of folks don't last long around this place. Only those of us that can see the fun in most anything.
michael: Did you get a load of that burger? Damn did that thing look good!!!
lisa: That just has to be good.
pissy: I would imagine that they are as well.
Ah the naughty nurse. The only thing that's better is the naughty Asian nurse, but that's just me. ;p I remember years ago when I was in Asia for a few months there was an MTV Asia commercial where these two super-hot Asian nurses were resuscitating this guy in a coma. Yowzas. On a side note, MTV Asia is better than the US one. They speak fluent English and they actually play music videos.
As for additional profession, I can only take a stab and say "The naughty gamer girl: She'll work that joystick!"
Sorry, it was a try. ;)
Great ideas! Perhaps we will see a restaurant soon that serves only the mos healthy food ... and the waitresses dress up in full-body biohazard suits so you can't even see them.
That's probably where we are headed, sadly.
-- david
LOL ur too funny mate!
Keshi.
Hmm I am not sure about the food but the atmosphere sounds great!
gerald: A video channel that plays video's? What a novel idea. If you are into gamer girls, my fave gamer girl is right on my blogroll. She is listed as the Girl Gamer. She's hot and knows her games.
david: Wouldn't walk down the same block as such a joint.
keshi: And you're too sweet. :)
phats: The waitresses also double as cigerette girls. It might be a little smoky. Ahhh the ambiance.
RED or BLUE pill?
what was so funny is this quote from the spokesperson for the nurses.
"We're asking people, if they're going to have these fantasies, please don't make it so public. Move these sexual fantasies to other professions."
So, they don't really have a problem with other professions being denigrated, just theirs. LOL. What hypocrites. I could at least respect them a little if they were arguing against sexualizing women, but it's just their own asses they are concerned with.
also, hell if I could get away with a uniform like that, I'd consider it. ;)
WC
paige: Can't wait for a live report. Hopefully with some good pics.
rocky jay: Which one did Alice take anyway?
wc: That is rather chickenshit of them.
Fuzz you are a sick man ;)
Of course I am full of envy because I want to look like that in a nurse outfit :\
you want heart attacks come to west for westfest..the sausage alone will clog your arteries...and they were authenic czech costumes too..
pixie: I am sure that you are just being modest.
granny: I am all about artery clogging.
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