Tuesday, December 12, 2006

The Hits

Come and gone 50,000 hits.
I never thought so many would click to see this shit.
Pin-ups, models, and risque pics reign
Useless drivel from my twisted brain.

I thank you all for coming to view
This site that exposes my thoughts askew.
For sharing some laughter and some rather gross jokes
For putting up with my rhymes that might go better with a quick toke.

Thanks for coming and the thoughts that you share.
Don't think for a minute that I do not care.
So come on back, I will be right here.
With a dollop of sickness and a dash of good cheer.


Jenna Howard said...

congrats on 50k hits, Fuzz!

Anonymous said...

that's impressive...but so are you ;)

Bruce said...

If I blog for the next 40 years, I might reach 50K. Congrats.

Ben Heller said...

Yo the shiznit Fuzz. 50,000 hits ! Thanks, for the entertainment.

Catch said...

Congratulations Fuzz and thank you for the many laughs you have provided!

To Fuzz we go to get our laughs,
we know its gonna be tits and ass.
crude jokes here, f words there,
we just dont really care.
we all laugh and stomp our feet,
we dont think Fuzz can be beat!!!

Anonymous said...

hey fuzz, lol catch-you is rubbin off on her!!
your pictures,humor and rant has lifted my spirits many a day. you are a star in blogworld, now what about a fuzzroast?

:P fuzzbox said...

jenna: Thanks, love the new sparkly avatar.

ol' lady: Thanks!!!

bruce: You will get there. It just takes lots of good search term material. Beth Chapman's boobs will help pave the way.

ben: Thanks, I appreciate it. I never expected to reach this milestone.

catch: Damn your good at that. You should have a weekly poetry post at your place.

ez: That's a pretty good idea. People could always e-mail me. I would certainly post them.

Pixie said...

Congratulations :)

The Phoenix said...

Happy 50,000. Just a "dollop" of sickness?

More like a big ice cream scoop.

Mimi said...

You are the man Fuzz!

starbender said...

Let me end U'r poem by saying--- Hear, Here!!!

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David Amulet said...

50,000 hits? And think, I've only accounted for about 5,000 of those.

Congrats on another milestone.

-- david

Big Pissy said...


Impressive! :)

michaelm said...

There are so many damn reasons we all keep visiting. You're a hot shit and you pull no punches here and honesty really rules.
You deserve more hits than Dooce.(nasty comment deleted by commenter)
Here's to kicking some serious ass for the next 50K.
So honored to be on your blogroll.


Paige Burns said...

You're poetry skills amaze me almost as much as the hit count!

*we're not worthy, we're not worthy*

:P fuzzbox said...

pixie: Thanks!!!

phoenix: Or maybe like Raisen Bran with two scoops.

starbender: Thanks!!! I appreciate it.

david: Probably half of them are mine.

big pissy: Thanks!!! I would never have imagined it.

michael: Thanks. Hopefully the next 50k will come.

paige: You are more than worthy.

LisaBinDaCity said...

Congrats! Good to know smut sells ;-)

Kidding, I love your blog!!!

yellowdog granny said...

in the immortal words of Frank Barone(Peter Boyle r.i.p.)
holy crap!....
congrats..you rock...and thanks for the laughs...

:P fuzzbox said...

lisa: Most smut sells, mine just smells.

granny: He was the greatest Frankenstein ever. He will be sorely missed. And you are very welcome.

Keshi said...

hehe good on ya!


:P fuzzbox said...

Thanks Keshi. You always know how to make me feel good.