Trudging home Christmas morning worn out and weary.
Santa was expecting a home warm and cheery.
But he got more than expected for there in his bed
Were three little elves cavorting with Mrs. Santa butt naked.
He shouted and fumed as he he broke out his gun.
You should have seen how those three shorties run.
Then he turned to Mrs. Clause and started to curse
Calling her names quite perverse.
Then he sank to the floor with his head on his chin
And calmly asked her how with elves, she could commit such a sin.
She slipped on her robe and sat down beside him
And explained how she came to be with them.
'So many nights I have sat bored and lonely as cold as a bone
As you delivered toys to the good boys and girls all alone.
So I invited some elves to play some Twister and I just couldn't stop.
It might have been the snap, or the crackle, but most likely it was the pop.'
22 comments:
Merry Christmas :P Fuzz - hope it was cool, fun, filled with good friends and family - whatever... enjoyable at any rate.
Merry Xmas, Fuzz! I will never look at Rice Krispies the same way again. ;p
Pop does it everytime!;))
She should have picked Ernie The Keebler Elf to get nasty with. Then she could have blamed it on elfin magic.
You are so BAD! And I love it ;-)
hey fuzz
that mrs santa is one lucky woman!!
You never fail to make me laugh. I hope you & your family had a Merry Whatever. :)
terry: It was great.
gerald: At least it wasn't Lucky. A leprachaun that keeps saying that things are magically delicious is a bit strange.
catch: ;)
evyl: That would have been a good out.
lisa: Good girls always do. ;)
ez: I wonder who won the Twister game?
jane: It was great. I hope yours was as well. Glad I could make you laugh.
A little crackle ain't too bad either.
gerald: At least it wasn't Lucky. A leprachaun that keeps saying that things are magically delicious is a bit strange.
"Aye, they're always after me lucky charms..."
*barf* I shudder to think of the double-entendres there.
the way these 3 look it'd a toss up wouldn't it??
p.s i rolled you today..sick of using the back door :-)
phoenix: But it's so tough being the middle elf.
gerald: Now you're getting the hang of it.
anonymum: Thanks, I appreciate the link. I will get you blogrolled over here today.
LOL. That damn Twister game...it can be quite troublesome!
Those crazy elves and their homemade sex toys.
cz: It was invented by contortionist sex freaks or that's my opinion anyway.
cd: What else can you expect from folks that live in hollow trees.
Happy Holidays to YOU!!
I hope Santa and Mrs. Claus are able to overcome their troubles with some marriage counseling. Perhaps I'll send them a box of Rice Krispies to help them get back on track.
I love when the wife has breakfast at the pole...he he he.
jamie dawn: Thanks, I hope you had a great Christmas.
ozy: Aint that the truth!!!
This is what happens when women don't get enough attention. Plus short men are really kinda cute. ;)
WC
Hee Hee.
wc: So I see that you do not subscribe to Randy Newman's theory.
pixie: Thanks!!!
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