My brother, Big D, is a notorious call screener. So I love to leave him goofy phone messages. In fact, I like leaving them so much that sometimes it disappoints me when he answers after I have came up with a supremely goofy message. I felt like doing an audio post so here is my infamous bad imitation of Stone Philips, that I once left on his machine. I feel pretty safe as I doubt any of you can throw any rotten vegatables at me sitting in my bedroom.
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I remember that. Not quite as good as the message on my machine, but still funny. I thought it really was Stone Phillips. Too bad I never got a copy of it before that answering machine died it was hilarious.
Frank Calliendo ain't got nothin' on you, Fuzz...
ranea: To be told that I am as hot as Stone Philips is an honor that I am not sure my ego can handle. Thank you so very much.
big d: I thought that this was exactly the message that I had left. Sometimes it is hard to capture magic in a bottle. :(
bruce: Thank you kind sir.
siren: Thank you! When are you going to do an audio?
laurie: I can't listen to streaming audio at work either. Damn the man!!
You'd think with a name like STone Phillips, he was destined to be a porn star. But, no, he goes the journalist route.
denny: Thank you sir. I will be taking requests.
cleveland: Still surfing Ewok porn?
rocky: Stone looks like he is a little tightassed for a porn star.
Love your impersonation! That was too funny!
I love how the audio posts a a touch of realism to someone's blog.
ann: Nice to see you coming back and aww shucks.
sherri: Thanks for popping in. And thanks for your kind words on my bad impersonation. I am starting to like audio posting.
Stone Phillips is from St. Louis, and he came back for this speech & debate event. I was a coach at the time, and got to meet him. He's very nice, and had a lot of encourage words to say to the high schoolers.
I'm not weird or anything...but the dude smelled nice. I must go now and scratch my crotch and kick some dogs.
Pretty good imitation.
However, it sounded like he was touching himself.
I agree with angel, jr.
Not that there's anything wrong with Stone (or you) touching himself...;)
phoenix: He smelled nice? Did you ask him what cologne he recommended. It might could help me get into persona.
angel jr: That is what I get for visiting a site that was playing the Divinyls before posting.
april:There are only two type of liers. Those that say they never have and those that say that they have quit. (I am the second type.)
Shit that sucked. But I shouldn't expect anything else from a douchebag like you. I know that you will delete this so your comment box will be filled with people kissing your retarded ass. Hopefully a few people will read this before you do delete it and see that they are not the only ones that think you are a cocksmoker.
stopping by: Thanks for stopping by. I do not delete messages. I am much to vain about the number of comments on any given post to ever delete one. Besides you are a rarity of being a critic of mine that actually uses decent grammer and spelling. I applaude you come back anytime.
LOL he called you a cock smoker.
At least that yoyo quotes from decent movies, huh.
Too funny! I gotta figure out how to do audios (though I doubt mine will be as interesting as yours).
I did it on blogger and they made it pretty easy. I do not know how it would work on typepad but there are sites that have software to embed a media player. Perhaps you could go that route.
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