Tuesday, September 20, 2005



Random Thoughts

Yes I got spanked with my football picks this week. Not in a good way like from a dominatrix but in a humiliating way like a little boy running around in Wal-Mart getting whipped by his 300 pound mother with her gold pointy toed I Dream Of Jeanie houseshoe.

I recently came across the fact that dolphins have a prehensile penis. Thats right a cock that can reach out and grap you. If they could walk, they would rule the world with a tool like that. Wonder if transplants would work.

The ultimate Country and Western title comes from the new C.D. by Banjo and Sullivan, "I'm at Home Getting Hammered (While She's Out Getting Nailed.)

11 comments:

Big D said...

FUCKING DALLAS!!

Crazy Dan said...

interesting with the dolphins my balls do that they reash out grab the woman legs and pull them apart while I am holding her down. Its just another trick I learned to Hentia or Japanese Animation porn for you losers that dont know what that is. I can shjow you if you want but it might hurt you and your butt would be sore the next day. As for picks I didnt do to bad me and chuck norris are sitting at 0.

Reiki said...

Could you stop using images of me on your blog site without my permission? You may think it is funny now. But wait until you hear from my legal team.

:P fuzzbox said...

The law firm of W.E. Cheatem, and Howe are on retainer here at Blugstuff and they are always ready for a countersuit.

Reiki said...

I don't think you want to go tit for tat with me...

Crazy Dan said...

did you just say tit for tat? If I could get ahold of a tat would you show me your tit?

Reiki said...

just one? wouldn't the other one get jealous of all the attention?

Crazy Dan said...

I dont want to get to excited and explode all over them so i just wanna see one .

phred said...

Now a subject that I know a little about..
Lets see BOTH of them !!

Danielle said...

HAHA! You've never seen a video of a dolphin "grabbing" this little boy around the leg? OMG... that was hilarious. Maybe I could find a video of it on yahoo.

:P fuzzbox said...

I'll try to find that video. It sounds like a must see.