Yes I got spanked with my football picks this week. Not in a good way like from a dominatrix but in a humiliating way like a little boy running around in Wal-Mart getting whipped by his 300 pound mother with her gold pointy toed I Dream Of Jeanie houseshoe.
I recently came across the fact that dolphins have a prehensile penis. Thats right a cock that can reach out and grap you. If they could walk, they would rule the world with a tool like that. Wonder if transplants would work.
The ultimate Country and Western title comes from the new C.D. by Banjo and Sullivan, "I'm at Home Getting Hammered (While She's Out Getting Nailed.)