Monday, September 26, 2005



Random Thoughts

From Hints from Heloise comes the handy dandy hint to keep stray cats from your yard. Just sprinkle around coyote urine around your property and cats will avoid it like the plague. Where you get the coyote piss is your business.

Yesterday in Juarez an attempt to set a Guinness World Record for group hugging saw an estimated 14,000 people hugging one another. Gives new meaning to the phrase, "Is that a gun in your pocket."

Congrats to Ashton and Demi on their wedding this weekend. From hot flashes to flash in the pan, I don't know who made the worst choice.

It has been awhile since I posted a t&t pinup. Here is an Olivia portrait of Betty Page, the ultimate pinup model.

On a more personal note, after two days of running the gambit from the silent treatment to disparaging remarks of my sexual affilliation, Angry Joyce has started speaking to me again. Saturday we purchased the DVD game "Name That Tune: The 80's Edition". I trounced her in two straight games. I must admit the second game was somewhat an embarassment but I can only offer in my defense that as one that was a teen and a young adult in the time when MTV actually showed videos and ruled the airways, I was forced to watch a wide variety of music no matter what my actual tastes were and are. The three songs in the order that I smoked her in from 2 to 5 seconds, "Do you really want to hurt me" by Culture Club, "Faith", by George Michael, and "I want it all" by Queen. So now you know why she made crude remarks questioning my sexuality in the 80's. Only a man secure in his masculinity would actually publish this in his blog, so now I am going to scratch my nuts, belch, fart, watch football, curse, and flip through a fuck book in order to get in touch with my inner man.

8 comments:

Reiki said...

maybe you should touch your outer man, while you are at it...

phred said...

Damn computer just ate my comment..
Where does that stuff go when it disappears?
Anyway..As the Mayor of McFlats , you can belch or fart anytime you wish. Just one of the perks that go with the job.
It seems you may have angered Angry Joyce - Be sure to keep an eye on the barbque grill.
Oh, something else I have been wondering.. Do they pay someone to think up these word verification letters ??

:P fuzzbox said...

Damn that has to be one of the wittiest ways that I have ever been told to go fuck myself. And if it is a paid position to think up word verifacation letters, I would like to apply although it has been a long time since I smoked the amount of ganja that these jokers must go through.

Crazy Dan said...

Wouldn't have been smarter to let her win at least one game, just a thought sometimes its smarter to through one game... usually the first to build up hope and the squash them.. At least I find that much more satisfying

Big D said...

My question is when you got the question did you sing it for a minute to really rub it in. I know you did, because you're like that. I bet you even gave her a little I got it right dance.

:P fuzzbox said...

Actually I gave a rousing rendition of "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me." And damn did she ever.

cleveland said...

congrats on your wins and taking second place now the target is on you. damn kanas city damn them all to hell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laurie said...

I loooove Betty Page :-)

Your blog is great - I'm adding you to my links...