Phrases, Crazes, and Convicts

From the animated SciFi program,"Tripping the Rift", comes a pickup line sure to get you bitch-slapped. "Let's play Army. I'll salute and you can blow me away.

Tuesday night I caught the new fall show "Earl". It was all it was hyped to be, a hilarious slice of white trash life. It lives up to the NBC Must See Lineup. It ranks up there with the best of white trash entertainment such as a six-pack of beer and a bugzapper or eating Cheetos and watching porn until your pecker turns orange.

Angry Joyce and I were discussing the recent conviction of the Twin Tyco Twits of Kozlowski and Swarz for embezzlement and she was reminded of an episode of "Designing Women". In the episode they were discussing white collar criminals in the country club prisons. The character of Mary Jo played by Annie Potts states that she can picture one of the cons fed up with having a hard time getting a tennis court says, "I have had all I can take. Tonight I'm going over the hedge." (Yes you have seen everything. Me quoting Designing Women on Blugstuff.)