Thursday, September 22, 2005



Phrases, Crazes, and Convicts

From the animated SciFi program,"Tripping the Rift", comes a pickup line sure to get you bitch-slapped. "Let's play Army. I'll salute and you can blow me away.

Tuesday night I caught the new fall show "Earl". It was all it was hyped to be, a hilarious slice of white trash life. It lives up to the NBC Must See Lineup. It ranks up there with the best of white trash entertainment such as a six-pack of beer and a bugzapper or eating Cheetos and watching porn until your pecker turns orange.

Angry Joyce and I were discussing the recent conviction of the Twin Tyco Twits of Kozlowski and Swarz for embezzlement and she was reminded of an episode of "Designing Women". In the episode they were discussing white collar criminals in the country club prisons. The character of Mary Jo played by Annie Potts states that she can picture one of the cons fed up with having a hard time getting a tennis court says, "I have had all I can take. Tonight I'm going over the hedge." (Yes you have seen everything. Me quoting Designing Women on Blugstuff.)

7 comments:

Reiki said...

I like the let's play army line. Never heard that one before...

Crazy Dan said...

Dude your gay thats almost as bad as qouting the golden girls, I think it time for a guys night out..tities and beer and players. WHOS COMING WITH ME !!!

:P fuzzbox said...

You just gave away next weeks post of bj techniques by Bea Arthur.

cleveland said...

thats just sick bea arthur giving a bj all i can see is saggy titties and stretch marks

Crazy Dan said...

Bea Arthur plus mustache or Bea Arthur waxed mustache?

:P fuzzbox said...

You have to go with the fuzz.

Reiki said...

I certainly hope you are not letting a little thing like a hurricane prohibit you from updating your blog. Get your priorities in order..and learn to swim...fast.