Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Merv


Odds are that we have all been visited by our good friend Merv.
He is the blogworlds biggest perv.
When you get a search term hit for something filled with raunch
He's sitting there with his hands beneath his paunch.

What he does for giggles and fun
Is type in search terms like nuns on nuns.
Not like the common rubes
He'll type in terms like Beth Chapman's boobs.

When you see a search term like calf suck beastiality
Just think of Merv and let it be.
It's all in fun and a hits a hit.
Besides the search engine found that shit.

25 comments:

Ben Heller said...

"When you see a search term like calf suck beastiality" I just think WTF ?

What sort of person gets off on that stuff ?

You're pretty broad minded Fuzz. Do you think there should be more controls on the internet ?

starbender said...

Ouch-
R U sure his name is Merv?
I believe I know a different Perv
He sits and surfs and beats his meat
and leaves a mess upon his seat!

hehehee
...I shouldn't type at this hour
' ]

Anonymous said...

Now, I don`t care who you are..that`s phunny.

You`re right, a hit is a hit.
Pass that joint around...

Mike said...

Merv Griffin's a perv huh? See, you learn something new every day!

:P fuzzbox said...

ben: I believe that the freedom of the net is it's basic strength. If people are concerned about it's affect on the youth maybe they should take control of their kids.

starbender: That had me rolling. Thanks for the laugh.

phred: Puff, Puff, give.

mike: Thank goodness for Merv without him I would have found nothing to rhyme with perv.

Anonymous said...

hey fuzz, nice one
starbender-hahaha
If given a choice, to shit or go blind, I would have to shit cause I could not watch porn if I were blind. MOOOOOOve-over big brother is watching ME watching YOU.

Bruce said...

About 90% of my hits have to do with Beth Chapman and her exceedingly large breateses. The other 10% is people googling freeballing...

The Phoenix said...

Merv, however, produces some of the best gameshows!

Mimi said...

It must be hard being a good nun when your dressed like that!

Pixie said...

LOL and LOL at starbender.
Im with Mimi on the dress code ;)

Curare_Z said...

Why would anyone want to google Beth Chapman's boobs? You basically get to see all of them every time the show is on.... :-)

Sugardaddy said...

is it just me or has anyone noticed the latest fascination with nuns? repressed Catholic School memories perhaps?

writer chick said...

Oh, so that's whose funky search terms I see from time to time. Maybe we'll just have to see about that.
WC

Big Pissy said...

I agree with Pixie and Mimi! *LOL*

Keshi said...

Merv? I wanna check him out :)

Keshi.

Bruce said...

I just checked my stats again, and 16 of the last 18 hits were about Beth Chapman. *Sigh*...

Catch said...

how about when Merv the purn puts on his swerve?

Catch said...

ooops....prev.....you know I detest typos! lol

Catch said...

LMAO.....PERVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV....lol....Im cracking up here......

:P fuzzbox said...

ez: Ain't that the truth!!!

bruce: If she didn't have a face like mud and a bucket ass she would probably rule the net.

phoenix: I am now wondering if he produces the Shatner hosted fiasco.

mimi: Kinda like Jessica Rabbit huh.

cz: And that is more than I want.

:P fuzzbox said...

sugar daddy: I think with the priests getting all the bad press it is just time for nuns to shine.

wc: Tell him hi from me.

keshi: He would luv you to pieces.

catch: These comment sections need a spellchecker. I leave typos everywhere.

Anonymous said...

the weird searches that hit my site always amaze me...but then again when I'm board I do think up some weird shit myself to search...

michaelm said...

Merv the Perv?
I think I've yet to receive the 'golden shower' of comments.
Maybe I'm better off.
Then again...

~m

Paige Burns said...

Who the heck is Beth Chapman? Ugh, now I have to look up her boobs...

:P fuzzbox said...

ol' lady: I can make some strange ones myself. But nothing like some that I have seen. I have to wonder at the perverted genius of some.

michael: Your comment is liable to get me about 50 hits per week with the golden shower remark. Thanks!!!

paige: She is the wife of Dog the Bounty Hunter. Don't waste your time on a search. Believe me it's nothing worth seeing.