When you say Redneck don't curl up your lips
Say it with pride with your hands on your hips.
Pick Up drivin', trailer dwellin', white trash of all ages.
Worshippin' Nascar Drivers as if they were sages.
Our numbers are growin' by leaps and by hops,
And if you don't believe me catch an episode of Cops.
We're everywhere and quite easy to see.
Wearing tube tops and tattoos and Dale Jr. tees.
Munchin' on Chee-to's and barbequed Spam.
And If you don't like it we don't give a damn.
Yuppies and Bluebloods should build fences or thickets.
Cause we'll soon be your neighbors thanks to winning lottery tickets.
Written By Angry Joyce
18 comments:
OMG Angry Joyce...that is soooo true. Ol Man and I always laugh and talk about how people in the city at the top of the hill (where all the rich snobs live) would react if we moved in next door...I mean what's wrong with parkin on the lawn and using the tree to pull motors out then leaving them hanging for a year or so till ya need it? I would love to do it for a year or so just to watch the neighbours.
Hey I was your first today ;)
I see talent for poetry runs in the family.
OMG I just realised I have a Dale Jr* T-shirt does this mean I am a redneck :0
*An unwanted xmas present to WP no wonder he let me have it!
In my defence I should say I havent the foggiest idea who Dale Jr is.
LMAO-great one AJ!!
Hey Angry Joyce!!! You rock! Good job! Does Fuzz inspire you? Two poets in one family! Thats unheard of. I am wishing you and Fuzz and family a great Thanksgiving!!!
seems like u have some special neighbors Fuzzy lol!
Keshi.
That was fan-fricking-tastic. Kudos to Angry Joyce.
WC
Hey Fuzz
Have a nice thanksgiving buddy :)
Ah rednecks. My grandpa's a red-blooded American from deep in South Dakota. He's a real man though, and I've always admired him.
He's honest, very intelligent, and tough as nails.
Nice.
I'm liking the sound of bbq Spam.
Looks like Fuzz has some competition on his hands.
Great job, AJ...
~michaelm
Hey Fuzz, you got competition! Angry Joyce has got the poetry knack too.
Your house must be a feast of poetry and prose.
I'm thinking Stratford On Texas here.
Your kids must be blessed with poetic style to have such literary parents.... :-)
Sugardaddy took the holla right outta my mouth. Don't be forgettin' the "hell yeah" an' the "hot damn." Well, I gotsa to go. Ima fixin' to go over yonder to take care of sum bizness.
Hey, that's my mom!
Um, that looks like my little sister in the picture
I live in Missouri. Our rednecks tend to be pretty stupid. What a deadly combination, huh?
Thanks Y'all and Have a Great Thanksgiving.
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