Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Little Girl, Big Dreams

Jill was a little person standing four foot three
She had aspirations of getting an Ivy League Degree.
She tried for Harvard and she tried for Yale
Her grades were good but to no avail.

She hadn't the finances for such a big name school.
And when she couldn't find a scholarship for a dwarf from these Ivy League fools.
Then she found a scholarship that would give her a shot at fortune and fame.
She could be the leprechaun mascot for Notre Dame.

27 comments:

Pixie said...

LOL,

Great pic too.

angel, jr. said...

Great moving picture.
My high school mascot was also a leprachaun. I think we may have been affiliated with Notre Dame, as our basketball team were the Fighting Irish.Our fight song was the same too. I'll have to look into the history of our school.

Leigh said...

I think I know her!

Catch said...

Hi Fuzz!

Wow, you continue to dazzle me with your poetic side! ;)) I like to think of it as 'the softer side of Fuzz'. So tell me sweet thing, how did ya get that animated picture on your post? When I try it the animation doesnt work.

:P fuzzbox said...

pixie: Thanks!!!

angel: That is a great fight song. I am not much of a Notre Dame fan but Rudy has to be my favorite sports film.

leigh: Lucky you.

catch: I don't know why this one worked. I have tried many different animated pics this is the first one that actually worked.

Mimi said...

Shit why does she then need a college degree? That could be a career!

Curare_Z said...

That pic makes me laugh. Especially her little "pose" at the end. LOL

tsduff said...

Love the little greenie gal with shocking red hair. Congrats on getting her to prance - I don't know how to do the animated things. And, I loved Rudy.

Big Pissy said...

Awwwww.....that's so cute! :)

Gerald Ford said...

Argh, why didn't I think of that? All those stupid student loans wasted... ;p

(p.s. posted a question to you on my blog)

Keshi said...

LOL Fuzzy ur too much!

Keshi.

:P fuzzbox said...

mimi: But would it be lucrative?

cz: I was pleased to stumble across it.

big pissy: Thanks :)

gerald: I will head over and attempt to answer your question.

keshi: And I thought that I was just enough. ;)

Bruce said...

Those two words(ND) are like Krytonite to me...

Paige Burns said...

Okay, maybe it was just me, but not until I'd read the poem did I realize she was prancing next to a pot of gold and not a pumpkin! LOL.

oldfartswife said...

hey fuzz
those redheads just seem to follow you everywhere! Sexy little thang, cute pic

ozymandiaz said...

I'de like to meet this girl. Lets see, she is four feet tall and I am six and a half. That is just about right....

Mike said...

I'm with ozmandiaz. short women are the shit!

Ben said...

I like short people too.

LisaBinDaCity said...

OUCH!

That was cold, Fuzz. But I laughed anyway!

Anonymous said...

JIll looks kinda hot...you know...for an animation.
Steve~

Green Eyes said...

Gotta love the Irish!!!

Hiya Fuzz! Missed you! Great writing, as always.

Jenna Howard said...

I'm with Paige. I thought it was a pumpkin.

But the Ode to Jill...rocked!

The Phoenix said...

Their new motto will be:

"Lick of the Irish."

:P fuzzbox said...

bruce: Notre Dame has been the cause of numerous wager losses both for and against. So I feel your pain.

paige: Tis the season, I suppose.

old farts wife: I have always been partial to redheads. I guess I just like my fair share of abuse.

ozy: Hellz yeh. I am diggin' the new user pic.

mike: Angry Joyce stands five feet nuthin'. It is a good size to be friendly. I don't know what happened. :)

ben: The opposite of Randy Newman, huh.

:P fuzzbox said...

lisa: I wonder if I will get the little people's league on my head about this or maybe on my shins at least.

steve: Thanks for popping in. I appreciate the comment. I have to have hot pics. My writing is generally for shit.

green eyes: Missed you more, darlin'. Hope all is going well after the big move.

jenna: Thanks. :)

phoenix: That's good.

michaelm said...

standing four foot three...
If she has pistol grip ears, she's in.

~m

:P fuzzbox said...

She could also be more attractive by accessorizing. I am thinking a beer holder hat would be the shit.