Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Steve's New Year

At the New Year's party, Steve got shitfaced as hell.
And woke up naked tied to a bedrail.
With a poor aching head and a pain on his ass,
Wondering how he had come to this pass

He remembered dirty dancing with two robust gals
And the bruise on his ass from a pop with a towel.
Then he thought a little harder and furrowed his brow.
And wondered how he could get out of this jam and right now.

He heard the door squeek and the girls came in
And fed him some breakfast and gave him a grin.
They said they were sorry as they gave him a coffee cup
For leaving him hung over a tied the fuck up.

They stated that he had fell asleep before he got done
And he would have to finish what he started before he could cut and run.
Steve begged and he pleaded to be let free,
But the gals wouldn't budge or grant his plea.

So he thought happy thoughts and sucked up his pride,
And soon the big cowgirls had finished their ride.
Then they turned him loose and free as a bird
With not a single discouraging word.

The moral of the story is perfectly clear
And remember that you heard it right here
Before you get drunk and do something not smart
Pop a little blue pill so you can finish what you start.


Pixie said...


Happy 2007 Fuzz xx

Anonymous said...

Oh that was too funny, Fuzz! A good resolution to have too!

Happy New Year.

Ben said...

hehe happy new year Fuzz. Feels like I've never been away at Christmas. Everything still the same in Fuzz world.

LisaBinDaCity said...

Those last two lines should be on needlepoint or something...

Happy Happy Fuzz!

michaelm said...

Ooooh, Steve is definitely starting the new year off on the wrong foot, dude.
Did he break the weight limit as well?
(never do a girl that weighs more than you)
Sounds wicked treacherous...
Poor Steve.
Hopefully he's still alive.


writer chick said...

Well at least everybody got to ride Steve at least once.

Mimi said...

A good lesson for men with that fantasy!

Happy New Year!

Keshi said...


Happy New Year Fuzzy!


Paige Burns said...

Perfect way to start the new year! Though my thoughts went a different way when I read "pain on his ass" along with "two robust gals"...

anonymum said...

love starting the new year with a giggle..nothing better :-)

Curare_Z said...

LOL. What a way to ring in the New Year! :-)

Anonymous said...

I would have to agree that my thoughts were along the same road as paige's at the start. Maybe that will teach Steve a lesson in life...

Anonymous said...

LOL, hey fuzz I bet Steve loved every giddy up, spur spangling minute of it!
Robust- is that a nice name for fat? I always call myself pleasingly plump-
I wonder if he got "the towel" for punishment for not being able to complete the task at hand.

Beth said...

Huh. I think Steve and I went to the same party ...

:P fuzzbox said...

pixie: Thanks, Hope your year is the best ever!!!

jenna: HNY!!! Thanks for popping in. It's always good to see you around.

ben: I couldn't change if I tried.

lisa: I need to find a good quilter.

michael: I am guessing that Steve enjoyed every second of it. Whether he protested or not.

wc: I guess it's like jell-o and there's always room for jell-o.

:P fuzzbox said...

mimi: But do men ever learn? HNY!!!

keshi: Happy New Year, darlin'!!!

paige: That's why it's a good thing to stick to the end. I hope you had a great New Year's with all the Bowl Games in your area.

anonymum: Thanks, glad I could be there.

cz: I am sure that Steve would agree.

ol' lady: I doubt Steve learned squat. Some guys you just can't learn.

ez: Ya' know he loved it and the swat on the ass most of all.

beth: You were there too. I thought I recognized the pic. Thanks so much for dropping by.

Anonymous said...

A New Year's tradition if there ever was one. ;)

Catch said...

lol...very cute Fuzz!!! definitely one of your better ones!

Green Eyes said...

I'm still laughing out loud over here! Puts me in the mood to use some rope, now where's an ABLE Steve?

Anonymous said...

Sounds like too much gin can do you in :-)

Happy Happy New Year Fuzz - I have enjoyed reading all your funny things this year. Cheers.

:P fuzzbox said...

gerald: One hell of a tradition.

catch: Thanks!!!

green eyes: You shouldn't have any problem finding an able Steve.

terry: Thanks, I have appreciated your comments and can't wait to see what you have to show us next over at your place. I am always amazed.