Wednesday, January 10, 2007

I'm Back As If From The Dead


I have been trying to post for a few days but thanks to Blogger, I have not had much success. At times it has just been down, at times pics won't post, and yesterday I had a post disappear into the ether. But you can't keep a bad blogger down, and where there is a will there is a way. So to kill two posts with one stone, here is a little ode to Blogger that should fulfill both my twisted poetry and my weekly rant.

Google A Blog

Though others may heap upon you their scorn
And curse the day that you were born.
I will give you all my praise
Not just now but all my days.

For here is where I got my start
So I will give you a piece of my heart.
You teach me patience a virtue that I do not possess
By going from no trouble push button publishing to a complete fucking mess.

So Google lick my scrotum long and hairy
And clamp down on a dingleberry.
Wordpress is looking better every day
Because God knows that I am too damn cheap to pay.

24 comments:

Catch said...

Ha Ha..perfect Fuzz!!!! Im sitting here laughing my ass off......Ive had some trouble with blogger this week too. Its a good thing we arent paying for it...be a lot of bitching goin on.

Curare_Z said...

dingleberry. LOL. I haven't heard that in a long time....

Pixie said...

I still think its a ruse to get us all to switch to Beta.
I will fight till the bitter end.

Leigh said...

That was awesome. Very well put. I am feeling your frustration with blogger.

Hope you are having a good day.

Anonymous said...

Warning to all, the beta sucks just as bad if not worse. It makes me want to go toss bricks through google headquarters' windows.

Are there more images in the set you got that one from fuzz? I really like that one.

Bruce said...

Google was just named the best place to work in the country. Maybe if they spent more time working and less time playing with their pets at the office, Blogger wouldn't be such a clusterfuck.

Metal Mark said...

Welcome back. I have had some problems with blogger during this week. I was trying to write one entry and it took me three times before it finally saved it. I almost gave up on it.

angel, jr. said...

Yeah, blogger has been sucking doggie boners for awhile. But I am hanging in there because it's just the way that I am. Plus I'm too lazy to figure out how to make the switch to another blog site.

Catch said...

Hey..I tagged you today!

Green Eyes said...

Fuzz, you're fucking brilliant, man! Loved this!

Have a great weekend!

jane said...

LOL that poem actually made licking your scrotum seem like a beautiful thing. And hey, WP is free!

LisaBinDaCity said...

I thought Word Press was free? Not a domain but just a WP blog? Hmmmm.

And Wordsworth would be proud ;-)

Anonymous said...

Well spoken Fuzz. AND we have all been there... (except for the scrotum licking part...)

michaelm said...

Talk to your buddy Evyl.
Wordpress would welcome you with open arms. As would I.
Akismet. Need I say anymore? ;)
Plus, you get those neat smiley faces...

~m

Mimi said...

Okay I read the post. But the fucktard above me makes me forget the witty thing I had to say.

:P fuzzbox said...

catch: Yep, I think that all Blogger bloggers are feeling the pain. And the Beta Bloggers aren't having it any easier.

cz: It is an oldie but a goodie.

pixie: I thought so too but for some reason blogger was unable to convert my blogs to beta so maybe they are just douchebags.

leigh: It's cold but not to bad.

:P fuzzbox said...

ella: I can't really remember where I got it but I am thinking that it might have been from deviant art. http://www.deviantart.com/

bruce: Could be.

metal mark: Maybe it will get back to normal now.

angel, jr: I know what you mean.

catch: I will check it out.

:P fuzzbox said...

green eyes: I worked but it was a pretty quiet weekend so that is one thing to be thankful.

jane: It is a beautiful thing. ;)

lisa: Wordpress is free. I have one that is hidden in clear view.

terry: I could change the line to say,
Google I don't give a damn.
Munch a menstruating bearded clam.

michael: I have been running a wordpress blog for a short while and will transfer this one to it if I can work out the kinks in it.

mimi: I deleted the cut and paste fucktard. This fuckwad has hit quite a few sites with his ignorant babble.

yellowdog granny said...

well, i just spit hot tea all over my new computer..thanks alot...snort*

:P fuzzbox said...

You're welcome!

Anonymous said...

Man you're good.

:P fuzzbox said...

Thanks Terry!!!

Paige Burns said...

WP is the bomb! I've been trying to delete a blogger blog for three months and it won't let me. Ugh.

Anonymous said...

I had a lot of problems with the old version of blogger and recently updated everything to Beta.

I like it.

I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Pictures upload easier (and you can see them before you hit the done button). There are categories. And you can manage more than one blogger blog from the same dashboard (love that!).

Seems like I'm in the minority here. But I'm glad I switched.

P.S. I like the picture too.