Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Basket Balls



freeballin' in sports is a god given right

let them jounce to the left and jangle to the right

let them bobble all around

as you take that shot from way downtown

why have your nuts in a jock squashed down flat

letting them swing about is where it's at

it could be the ultimate colored logo coup

with one of them black and the other one blue

28 comments:

Curare_Z said...

"jounce" is an altogether under-used word.

Crazy Dan said...

You can sell them to advertisers and have sponcered balls!

Bruce said...

Freeballing

ozymandiaz said...

My boys went to military accademy
they love going commando

:P fuzzbox said...

cz: Ain't that the truth.

cd: I would luv to have my balls sponsered. I need to give Trojan a holler and see if the new Magnum needs a new spokesman.

bruce: I really should have submitted this to those guys.

oz: Perhaps you need to see if they want to join up with the freeballers. Check out Bruce's link.

Anonymous said...

great balls o' fire fuzz!!

this was funny-kinda like jogging without a bra

Big Pissy said...

*LOL* Too funny!

You're so clever!

writer chick said...

oooh! Sports poetry! Very nice. Funny stuff, Fuzzy!
WC

Julie said...

I will have to take your word for it. ;)

Swing on.....

michaelm said...

I sure hope Doc Rivers (Boston Celtics) reads this post. There's gotta be something out there to reduce the major league suck factor this team is presently going through.
Hey, this would at least make them more fun to watch.

~m

Anonymous said...

hmm... the team colors would become black and blue, and thus meet your new team mascots puffy and swollen?

Catch said...

gee Fuzz, I kinda feel left out.

Pixie said...

Hmmm I would have thought it would have been pretty uncomfortable to have no support, esp if they are heavy ones...

Anonymous said...

Ha! Freeballin'.

Boy that takes me back to high school when someone explained to me what that was. Back then you couldn't free-ball because them balls were kind of tender. You could jump off a curb and really hurt yourself. :(

angel, jr. said...

Haha!!

Keshi said...

**why have your nuts in a jock squashed down flat

HAHA so u cud know what crushed nuts feel like? ROFL!

Keshi.

Phats said...

hahah ok this is just not right!

yellowdog granny said...

or as the old song goes'back your ass against the wall, here i come ...balls and all....bye bye black bird.'...
ha..you should have big tits and try running....kabump..kabump..kabump.kabump

Shay said...

*giggle*
I like picturing loose balls dangling around and whatnot ^_^

tee hee

LisaBinDaCity said...

Ouch! Or so I would imagine.

Sherri said...

LOL! Is it still recommended to go commando when you're wearing tight jeans?

:P fuzzbox said...

ez: That can't be much fun.

pissy: Thanks. I'm glad that you liked it.

wc: It's just like Peanut Butter Cups. Two great tastes that go great together.

julie: Thanks!!! And I will. ;)

michael: The Celtics need all the help they can get but I really hope they don't go freeballin' and wearing those retro short shorts.

:P fuzzbox said...

ella: Cool!!!

catch: Sorry. :(

pixie: That's why I prefer to keep mine emptied. ;)

gerald: Age does have it's good points.

angel, jr: Glad you got a laugh out of it.

keshi: :)

:P fuzzbox said...

phats: I had to do something with the saved pic.

granny: I have black eyes just thinking about it.

shay: You would darlin'. And that's why I luv you so. Thanks for popping in. It's been to long since I have seen your smilin' face 'round these parts.

lisa: Ouch can be right. Especcially if you think back to that Something About Mary scene.

sherri: As long as it's button fly. (See above comment.)

The Phoenix said...

Ouch...sympathy pains....I need some ice.

jane said...

hahahahaha If I had balls, I don't think I'd ever freeball while playing sports. It's like an oxymoron.

Paige Burns said...

Yeouch. That's one idea that wouldn't last very long...

:P fuzzbox said...

phoenix: I have never had sympathy pains. But I have had sypathy weight gain. But now that Britney is getting hot again, I'm getting better.

jane: And you never know what dumbass is going to grab a fumbled ball.

paige: True, true.