Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Like A Virgin


In a strange twist, a Komodo dragon has spawned five little dragons without the aid of any contact with a male Komodo. Seems the zoo folks are baffled as they didn't know that Komodo's could reproduce asexually.

Now I am no scientist but I sincerely hope that I am not on the Heroes list and have some weird power to knock myself up by masturbating. That would really fuck up a good jerk.

Click here to read the scoop on the Virgin Mary of the Komodo Dragon World.

20 comments:

Phats said...

Knock yourself up by masturbating hahaha hilarious, that'd be talent right?

Texas Tech got a nice win tonight, I guess Booby can still coach

the weirdgirl said...

Oy. Can you think of the idiots reproducing if this happened with humans?

Oh wait... the idiots are already reproducing.

Anonymous said...

I don't have to hope. I'd definitely know by now. Hehe.

Curare_Z said...

LOL. This is the awesomest story I've heard in awhile.

Whatever happened to just the "hairy palms" theory? Now we can knock ourselves up? Don't scare us Fuzz...

Mimi said...

If we could knock ourselves up by masterbating we would have one hell of a population problem. Mother nature can still throw some surprises our way despite how much we think we know.

ozymandiaz said...

Yea but the worst that would happen is you wake up with an extra hand or two...

Breezy said...

there was a girl that i went to high school with that said that that's how she got pregnant...and her parents believed her.

The Phoenix said...

Actually, a komono dragon also asexually reproduced in April at the London Zoo. So this latest one makes only the second time this has happened in recorded scientific history.

What about hermaphrodites? Can they have sex with themselves and also get pregnant that way???

Big Pissy said...

Great story! I hadn't heard a thing about it.

So what you're saying is that if a bunch of little fuzzlets show up, we'll know why! *LOL*

David Amulet said...

What an amazing lizard. Perhaps immaculate conceptions aren't all that miraculous.

-- david

LisaBinDaCity said...

So I guess you should never tell a Komodo Dragon to go f*ck himself? ;-)

Catch said...

Personally, I think the little dragons are the son or daughter of one of the zoo keepers!

anonymum said...

i have just learned via n odd news story that iguanas have 2 penises! i'm thinking that would create twice the problem..unless like those in zoos who have sweet thoughtful keepers who intend to amputate one!!!

angel, jr. said...

Should I wear a condom the next time I do this?

Anonymous said...

maybe that is the way it is really done, but the zoo keepers just assume the male has to be present. So they put a male in with a female for a while then bam...eggs and babies. No one would ever think that maybe he really had nothing to do with it.
I know I'm not a scientist or zoo worker so what the fuck would I know ;p

Paige Burns said...

Phoenix: eww! Nice mental picture. At least Fuzz puts up nice ones to help compensate.

Anonymous said...

Angel Jr. raises a good point.
Could you research this and let us know ?
I will refrain until you report...

:P fuzzbox said...

phats: How 'bout them Raiders? Looks like Bobby still has the stuff.

weirdgirl: The idiots are indeed reproducing. I suppose that is alright. The world needs a good supply of politicians.

vic: You and me both.

cz: It is a scary thought.

mimi: There would be quite a line at the doc's office for vasectomies and tubals if this were to come to pass.

:P fuzzbox said...

ozy: I guess that would depend on where the extra appendage popped up.

breezy: Did she name the youngster Jesus?

phoenix: I would hate to have to use both hands to masterbate both genitilia. How could you hold a fuck book?

pissy: Fuzzlets. I like that word.

david: If it happened to my neighbors it wouldn't be miraculous it would be hellish.

:P fuzzbox said...

lisa: Now that's funny!!!

catch: Zookeepers do have to be a funny bunch.

anonymum: And dolphins have a prehensile penis. I would hate that. If you got all excited during a wet dream would it try to shove itself in your ass? That's scary!!!

angel jr: It would cut down on a little mess. I suppose but Kleenex's are cheaper.

ol lady: This is one that I would have to see to believe myself.

paige: I am all about the visuals.

phred: When in doubt, just whip it out. It's a philosophy that has always worked for me.