Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Just Say No To What?


I was watching a little American Idol and caught an anti-drug commercial. The commercial was a silent animated thing. Some yo-yo was sitting with his gal on a park bench toking on a joint when an alien landed his ufo in the park. The pothead offered the alien a toke off his doob. When the alien refused the offer, the girl ran off with the alien and they flew off into the sunset.

I suppose the message was that if you smoke some ganja then your old lady may run off with an alien but I have to wonder. I figure she ran off because she was some sort of freak and wanted to see just what a good alien anal probe felt like.

36 comments:

Bruce said...

Maybe she was into anal probing...

Bruce said...

D'oh.. didn't see your last sentence right. Kindly disregard my previous comment(goddamn old eyes)

Shay said...

commercials are just getting more and more abstract these days - sometimes it's cool, but other times it just doesn't make any sense!!

I like the anti-drug commercial where the older brother forgets to pick up his younger brother from soccer practise or something - that brought a tear to my eye.

Curare_Z said...

I've seen this one a couple of times...and I can't figure out if its an anti-drug commercial or an anti-smoking commercial. Either way, it's just weird....

Mike said...

I guess she was into the freaky stuff.

ozymandiaz said...

Oh, I thought it was "just say NO to anal probing" Guess she wanted to get her freak on
Perhaps its "just say no to sodomy laws"

The Phoenix said...

Huh? I don't get it.

Not the alien probing part, the anti-drug commercial part.

anonymum said...

i'm with you, she just wanted the anal probe...mind you all she probably had to do was ask the boyfriend and he would doubtlessly have obliged...still doesn't expalin what the hell the ad was on about though

LisaBinDaCity said...

Gawd, you are BAD!

Too funny.

:P fuzzbox said...

bruce: Wanna borrow my specs?

shay: I love picking on commercials. They are such an easy target.

cz: And the animation sucks on it.

mike: That's my guess. God love her.

ozy: It would work.

anonymum: I am sure that he would have been happy to oblige. She was most likely to embarassed to ask.

lisa: I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way. ;)

:P fuzzbox said...

phoenix: Just say no.....thanks. I always thought that slogan would have been so much better with the little token of courtesy at the end.

David Amulet said...

The two aren't mutually exclusive, you know.

-- david

Bruce said...

Fuzz, you have no idea...

angel, jr. said...

I have to wonder if it was saying "if you smoke this stuff, you'll have a hallucination like this". Better yet, the creators of this commercial came up with this because they were smoking.

ella m. said...

I'm with angel...my first thought was that someone created that commercial while high. It's kind of cute in a ridiculous sort of way.

Phats said...

HAHA interesting commercial. I would not have picked you for an Idol fan! I love the show, sure the alien wasn't Paula?

michaelm said...

There's really no other explanation, is there?
~m

Ol' Lady said...

smokin pot and alien's...sounds about right to me...

Sherri said...

So..... was the alien good looking?

:P fuzzbox said...

david: So you are saying that pot smoking and anal probing go hand in hand? That would explain a thing or two.

bruce: I just did it until I needed glasses. That's all I got to say about that.

angel: I bet you are right about the creative genius behind this commercial. It looks like a two bowl effort.

ella: It really is.

:P fuzzbox said...

phats: I am a huge Simon Cowell fan. Go figger.

michael: Not that I can think of.

ol' lady: It would make for one helluva Super Bowl party.

sherri: As far as stick figures go, he was one sexy beast.

Catch said...

pot smoking can bring on the aliens....Ive seen a few myself but I would never run off with one! ;))

Jim said...

the guy with the biggest probe always gets the girl

tsduff said...

ha ha ha

Not the conclusion I would have come up with, but funny, nontheless. I actually couldn't figure that one out.

EZ said...

hey fuzz
I have not seen the commercial.
But most of the Aliens I have been with have such teenie tiny probes, it would take great imagination to do anything freaky with. 8)

Pixie said...

LOL. Some gals like a little anal probing.

These ads make me laugh the cartoons are hideous.

:P fuzzbox said...

catch: You never can trust those damned aliens.

jim: That would seem the case.

terry: Glad ya liked it.

ez: Some would say it isn't the size of the ocean but the motion of the wave.

pixie: They are dreadful.

Mimi said...

The girl had probably already finished her joint and was bored.

erika said...

Where is the ganga?

:P fuzzbox said...

mimi: True, True.

erika: Up in Smoke.

Lolly said...

It's just a government conspiracy trying to say that only druggies see aliens. But we know better, don't we Fuzz?
Fuzz?
Speak to me, Fuzzbox!

Keshi said...

some ads r plain dumb.

Keshi.

EZ said...

awwwww fuzz
I wasn't talkin bout short diks, I was talkin bout my real alien encounters.
Isn't it time for you to fly and discover the Alien experience yourself.
lmfao

:P fuzzbox said...

lolly: Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?

keshi: True, True.

ez: Woops.

jane said...

I think the people who write that shit are on drugs.

the weirdgirl said...

Those commercials are so cheesy. Because they're silent I always start filling in my own dialogue - usually I have them fighting over the doobie with various sexual references thrown in. Especially that one with the dog.

I don't think Keen appreciates my humor any.