Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Big Top Triangle


Lilly was the blonde beauty on the flying trapeze.
With the face of an angel and a body built to please.
She shared her nights in a trailer with Iron Man Fred,
The Strong Man with rippling biceps and a bright shining bald head.
This couple was magic and a wondrous sight
With her high flying antics and all of his might.
But one day the trouble came down.
When Lilly fell for Baby Faced Bill the Midget Clown.
Iron Man Fred was brought weak to his knees,
Wailing and crying he asked her, 'Oh Why, Tell me please!'
She hemmed and she hawed and her hands she wrung,
And she told him that, 'He's only four foot two but has a sixteen inch tongue.'
So now Lilly and Bill have a nice little nest,
Eventhough he has to stand on a milk crate to get to her chest.
What a position she thinks as they stand flat footed in their room
And still Bill stands tall licking her womb.

9 comments:

ella m. said...

let's try this again (sorry morning brain)

If they ever need to reimagine tod browning's freaks as an r rated romantic comedy, I think you might just have a job :D

ozymandiaz said...

remind's me of a song I wrote in high school
boom
boom
boom
I wanna lick on your womb

funny stuff sir

The Phoenix said...

A midget with a 16 inch tongue...ok, that'll give me nightmares.

Mike said...

I don't know how you think this stuff up!

:P fuzzbox said...

ella: Freaks was an awesome piece of work. I would love to see it reimagined.

ozy: Angry Joyce thought that line was way too sick to publish. I differed. Thanks for agreeing.

phoenix: Your welcome.

mike: Angry Joyce worries about it.

pure evyl said...

Gotta luv those midget clowns!!!

Paige Burns said...

Okay, that's just creepy. How would it fit in his mouth? *shudders*

anonymum said...

the thoughts of a twisted mind are a wonderous thing to behold :-)

:P fuzzbox said...

evyl: Ain't that the truth.

paige: Some things are best left unknown.

anonymum: I don't know about wondrous but it does make a person wonder.