Catch roped me into another tag with an interesting meme. The tag is a list of subjects that have a dollar amount. I don't have to tell which ones that I am fined for but only give my final tally on the end. I guess this tag will help answer if it is a sick world and I'm a happy man or is it a happy world and I'm a sick man. My guess is that it is a little of both.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
My fine was $725.60 but I really should be able to drop 25 bucks off of the fine by pleading guilty to the others. It wasn't actually in church. It was at a church camp. That shouldn't really count.
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Blogger still isn't letting me post pics. What a crock of shit.
$570.60. I'm proud of myself. :-)
It is a good thing that you don't have to add up fines for multiple infractions. The getting drunk and masterbating with strangers that you can't remember their names would kick my ass.
haha that was certainly an interesting tag
hey fuzz
that is a pretty high score
that's a good thing, right?
check out my "show and tell." friggin blogger finally let me post my pics-wordpress may get a google-er fer dummies reject(me)
So you peed in a pool AND kissed a stranger. Dude?! And does ORAL sex in church count? Just asking for a friend. Hehe. This cracks me up Fuzz. I'm posting on mine. Thanks!
cz: That is a pretty low fine. You should try harder. ;)
evyl: Ain't that the truth.
phats: I liked it. So how much are you shelling out.
ez: I like your show and tell. That is one hell of a sword.
vic: Would it stun you to know that I incurred both infractions almost spontaniously. ;) Looking forward to your toll.
They owe me money...(crawls back under the rock where he was found)
Oh my Fuzz....you have been much more adventurous that I!! Im a little jealous! Thanks for doing the meme babe!
im afraid to tally mine up....
£305 and change. Disappointing. Good job they didnt ask about sex in hotel toilets....
Seriously - and 60 cents? Surely the question should be 'Which pool?'
bruce: You should go up for sainthood.
catch: It is all in a day's work. I enjoyed this tag. It had my name wrote all over it.
granny: :)
cheryl: I would think that the loo experience should be worth a buck or two and double if it made you wet.
$780.60 for me. I really was in the church...with the preacher's daughter...OH YEAH!
There are a few I could probably get charged for for thinking about...
p.s.
I think doing acid should cost more...especially cause I did that in church too.
Oh, I guess that will cost me in the end...
I'm closer to Curare's total than to yours.
And no to the church question.
So far.
-- david
Oh! A fellow bad-ass! Yay! Nice to meet you!
ozy: If you were tripping on acid while banging the preachers daughter in the baptismal font then I would think that should be a fine of five hundred bucks easy and plus earning my undieing respect and admiration.
david: You are still young there is time to pop that total up a bit.
jeaniegrrl: Nice to meet you as well. And just come on back, I'll keep the light on for ya.
$470.50
I feel so cheated...
I'm applying for sainthood next week.
Wish me luck.
~m
Michael, I'll put in a good word with the Pope. A lot of priests really paid through the nose on this thing.
Damn, the baptismal. Wish I would have thought of that but the blood weren't in the right place for thinking. And no, they were seperate incidents. Unfortunetaly, the trip was far more memorable than the daughter. Turns out she was really just a sweet girl and we were both too inexperienced a the time.
The trip, though, was friggin' awesome. It was during a hellfire and brimstone sermon. I was, to say the least, transfixed.
Bloody Hell Fuzz, I thought mine was bad at $275....
Ya'll are all a bunch of whores. I got off cheap like pixie with $250.
Having drunken threesome anal sex for money at work, being in love with both of them, pays pretty darn well.
That's all I've got to say
... I wonder if that sex in jail includes your arresting female office?
I am shocked that there is no sex in public fine on here.
Shocked I tell you!
ozy: Ahh the golden days of youth.
pixie: I bet Mother Theresa had to pay a bigger fine.
breezy: I knew there was a reason I liked you.
big d: Don't be a hater.
rocky jay: I would think that it would but just be careful fingerprint ink on your pecker is damned hard to get off.
weirdgirl: If fifty bucks is what is needed to put you over me go ahead but be advised that I would be adding that fifty bucks as well. And more if I could get extra bucks for it being a rock concert.
I'm sittin' here lookin at everyone's fine...thinking...wonder what mine would be...
I get out the calculator and start at the top...+++++++++++++++++++++++++++holy shit! it kept adding up...I am shocked! $685.50!...or maybe I'm proud...either way...I know that I'm good...
hell, we've all had a life, yes? Still having it too, thank you very much.
i've been away so only just got to this and i am NOT fessing up on my total!! holy crap i near fell over!!
ol lady: Pretty damn good total. Be Proud!
terry: Yep and that is just the way that I like it.
anonymum: Hope you got your balence back. It's nice to see you back and congrats on the bouncing baby.
Hey fuzz, how much for a bookstore?
jeez....just found this tag...$710 and change...damn, and I did NOT count a turn for EVERY infraction!
tee-hee!
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