Friday, January 27, 2006

Spreading The Sickness

Recently, two good blogfriends of mine Phoenix and Siren accepted my offer to guest post on their combined site Beauty vs. The Beast. Wednesday night while checking for hate mail I came across an e-mail from The Phoenix giving me my topic for this post.

I ripped off my beastliest commentary and sent it back. Then I went over and commented on my opponents blog and wished her luck on the topic. Weirdgirl e-mailed me a nice response back, so at least it is a friendly type of point/counter-point. I thought that I had done my beastliest best and let the chips fall where they may. At last glance I was getting spanked like a bad monkey. So head on over there and spread some love or spew some hate. Either way I can take it!

P.S. I know the Phoenix is a guy. I call it poetic license. I know that The Phoenix won't mind since all good Beasts know that a pic of a lovely lady beats out a pic of some hairy assed guy every time. In fact a pic of some nasty skank beats out a pic of some hairy assed guy 999 times out of a 1000. I can only think of one example where this rule is not applicable.

So what are you waiting for? Head over and let yourself be known!


Vic said... that sounds like fun ;)

jane said...

That was a good debate & yes, I left my opinion. Steak dinner's rock!

Craig @ work said...

LOL... slap her and tell her to do the laundry!!!! and make you some puddingtoo!!!

Master - Baiter said...

Shakey puddin` ??????

Ummmmmmm good!

:P fuzzbox said...

vic: I knew there was a reason I liked you. And just think you will get your chance to spank me in the not to distant future. I am looking forward to it. :-)

jane: I read your comment. You rock. Thanks bunches.

craig: Would that make it Puddin'Pops?

master baiter: I read your comments over there. Wooo Hooo, way to give 'em hell.

Jim said...

fuzz - the way the title and the description are worded, I think beauty=man and beast=woman:

Bridging the gap between
the male and female

simple rules of grammatical construction dictate that, since "Beauty" is first in the title, then it must correspond to the first descriptor in the description, in this instance: "the male"

likewise, since "The Beast" is second in the title, it must correspond to the second descriptor in the description, i.e., "female"

and, yes, I am that bored this evening :)

:P fuzzbox said...

jim: Wow, I never looked at it that way. But the beast is always next to the picture of he said and Belle is pictured next to the she said. So I'm the beauty huh. Just like Ali, 'I'm as pretty as a little girl'. Thanks for that perspective. And as you can tell I am that bored this evening also.

cleveland said...

hey man good post b and b you made a good point

Reiki said...

fuxx, I actually did agree with you. Excellent post by the way! Well done, sir.

Rocky said...

Fuzz, great Beast post as well as your usual gold here. I'm belly laughing that you've got Bea Arthur as the example of the skank. Wasn't the real skank actually Rue McClanahan?
It took me a while, but I finally remembered that dude on the right is Ron Pearlman.

:P fuzzbox said...

cleveland: Thanks even though you took the opposing view. I might have to sic Angry Joyce on you.

dear jane: You are more than kind. Thanks bunches! Have a great weekend.

rocky: Bea Arthurs pick was my little homage to the movie, 'Airheads' when the head Airhead requests nude pictures of Bea Arthur. You would think that some could be found. But noo, this is the best that I could come up with.

The guy is Brett Michaels from the '80's hairband, 'Poison'. The story behind that is when I was first shown the album, 'Look what the Cat Dragged In', by some friends I said, 'Damn those are some ugly chicks except for that one. I might do her.' Then I listened to the album and found out that they were dudes. I'm not gay or anything but By God I said it and I am a man who stands by their word.

Crazy Dan said...

I am with you Fuzz, she should be please that he took her out at all. Somebody needs to shut her mouth and slap her grandma... thats from some county tune Breezy likes.

Denny Shane said...

man, am I lost... reading your post here, writing on other blogs, emails flying back and forth.... where am I supposed to be going again?

Ben Heller said...


I was one of the few who batted on your side,

It was a good post

:P fuzzbox said...

cd: Appreciate the support.

denny: You are the travel expert. Don't tell me a few little clicks will get you lost.

ben: Appreciate it. At last check though, the beast was gaining ground. We will yet win. Provided I can find enough of those elusive hanging chads.

Ranea said...

I loved your post on B and B and I've got your back! Hell I'd even give up the pussy for a steak dinner. I've got a few kinky coupons of my own.

Ann Alsex said...

Fuxxie, That post was tooo phunny!!Throw in some lobster and I'd give you a hummer :O I would do Brett Michaels too. I guess we have the same taste in men. ROFLMAO!!!

CT said...

I got your back FUZZ, I just left a sweet comment... che che check it out!!!! You rock bro!!!!!

:P fuzzbox said...

ranae: Steaks on the grill babe. Thanks for help over there.

ann: Now thats phunny. You would probably do that for the chili dogs. Thanks for everything.

ct: I checked out your comment at bvb. Damn that was some ACTION. As they say around here, 'Perciate ya.'

Laurie said...

That was a good debate. I lean more towards your side of it, fuzz. I don't care about the coupon as long as he shows me a good time and we have fun. And hell, if he's that broke and I like him enough, I'll pick up the damn tab! :-)

Pixie said...

I agreed more with you fuzz ;)

:P fuzzbox said...

laurie: Thanks. I had a blast doing it and it is fun to check in over there and see the response. Even when not agreeing with me, people have been very kind. I expected to be bitterly attacked by some over there. I guess the site attracts a well behaved crowd. Thats cool. Thanks for putting in a good word.

pixie: Thanks for dropping by. I am hoping for an audio post from you one day. I just love a British accent. They sound smart and sexy. And thanks for the kind words.

David Amulet said...

Bret Michaels -- scary. Great job on Beauty v. the Beast!

-- david

The Phoenix said...

Interestingly, Siren looks more like that Phoenix lady.

In my personal opinion, a picture of a hot girl is always the best option.

:P fuzzbox said...

david: Thanks. It wasn't that hard to bring out the inner Beast.

phoenix: I knew that you would agree.